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    just for your entertainment

    http://www.wfu.edu/users/watkjk1/The...%20College.htm

    its funny cause its true
    Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
    apt>yes u can wtf
    apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
    apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
    apt>so i dont miss the toilet
    Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
    apt>na
    apt>ill show you pictures
    apt>next time I masturbate

  • #2
    Enjoyable.
    Originally posted by Vatican Assassin
    i just wish it was longer
    Originally posted by Cops
    it could have happened in the middle of a park at 2'oclock in the afternoon while your parents were at work and I followed you around all afternoon.

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    • #3
      lol
      EvoLd> Roboqueen died again?
      cool koen> :)
      PRiMORDiAL> pfft
      cool koen> not because of a bug
      EvoLd> Lol
      Treachery> meh
      EvoLd> why then?
      PubAceR> women in power dont last
      EvoLd> LOl
      toaster oven reviews

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      • #4
        heh...true
        this is a dated signature

        FREE GHB, PH
        (:3=

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        • #5
          Originally posted by dchao90
          heh...true
          You are 14 shut the hell up.
          Originally posted by Jeenyuss
          sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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          • #6
            "Thou Shalt Get Sick All the Time"

            This is the only one I don't agree with. College students don't really get sick as much as they say they do. I just think a lotta the "sicknesses" are stress-related.

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            • #7
              oh man, not where i go. its seems like all of my friends have been sick at least once in the last 2 months except for me. my theory on it is that nalgene bottles make you sick. people share them, refill them every day without washing, etc. i never felt the need for a nalgene, knowing that the whole "unbreakable" concept is completely ridiculous. i have seen 2 of them (real ones) break. its just as difficult to break a poweraide bottle. so yeah i agree with that commandment.
              Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
              apt>yes u can wtf
              apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
              apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
              apt>so i dont miss the toilet
              Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
              apt>na
              apt>ill show you pictures
              apt>next time I masturbate

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              • #8
                That was funny and accurate exept for the sick one. For me the gain weight one wasn't true either...I managed to not gain or lose weight my freshman year.
                The song doesn't make your hands clap,
                The hand claps make the song

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                • #9
                  Thats hilarious, I have to disagree with the getting sick part though, I never vomit im a beast. I have some friends though who used to talk mad shit like they were hard tanks, then we rolled up to Uconn one weekend and they were done with like 4 beers. Screaming my name and vomitting and shit, fucking lightweights.

                  3 and 6 are so true , and fuck the easymac son, it's all about Ramen and Cereal, that is your fucking diet. And the overdose on Dominos/Pizza Hut.

                  RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN
                  1:Jerome> ON THE THIRD DAY GOD CREATED THE REMINGTON BOLT ACTION .33, AND SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD, AND ON THE FOURTH DAY HE USED IT TO KILL DINOSAURS AND HOMOSEXUALS

                  Juice

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                  • #10
                    VI- Thou Shalt Eat EasyMac
                    Student asked unto God if there was any alternatives to the cafeteria, and God said to him, you shall eat a lot of EasyMac. It is easy to make and you don’t need milk or a stove. And student said microwaves were forbidden by the RA. And God said to him, you shall hide the microwave under your bed with a towel on top. And Student asked, what if it is discovered. And God told him to stop being such a pussy, and it was good.

                    :up: :up: :up:
                    5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                    5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                    5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                    1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                    1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                    • #11
                      ok im sort of new at this college thing so dont make fun of me, but i havent had ramen noodles or easy mac. i have some ramen noodles in my drawer but they havent really been calling my name.. i would have to learn how to make them and i dont even know if i like them.

                      right now im really into the spaggetios and cream of chicken soup. just pop those in the microwave for a couple minutes and you have a delicious meal. oh god man, i want some chicken soup now. alas, the timing is not right. i have homework to do and i should go to bed soon, i would enjoy it more another time.
                      Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                      apt>yes u can wtf
                      apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                      apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                      apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                      Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                      apt>na
                      apt>ill show you pictures
                      apt>next time I masturbate

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                      • #12
                        This is funny and true.

                        Of course, these 10 things don't have to apply to everyone, but college students in general.

                        I love Thou Shalt Join a Club and Never Go to Meetings..cause thats so me. I joined 6 clubs during the beginning, and never went to any meetings at all.. hahaha
                        1 + 1 = 1

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                        • #13
                          Nalgene bottles are pretty hard to break ... I heard u can just send it in for a free replacement or something. And yeah ... sharing Nalgene bottles and not washing them is nasty ... esp if it's something other than water in it.

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                          • #14
                            Oldie but a goodie, and oh so true

                            -Epi
                            Epinephrine's History of Trench Wars:
                            www.geocities.com/epinephrine.rm

                            My anime blog:
                            www.animeslice.com

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                            • #15
                              1.Done and Done
                              2.Not covered yet
                              3.Done
                              4.Done
                              5.Done
                              6.Nadaa
                              7.Sorta
                              8.Nadaa
                              9.Been doing this for 20 years.
                              10.Nadaa -- lost weight thus far.
                              The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                              Originally posted by Richard Creager
                              All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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