the ten commandments of college

[za gophar]

oh man, i just looked at the ramen noodles and u actually have to cook that shit in boiling water. what a rip off. i dont see myself getting into these.

[Gemfire]

Ramens = cheap gut fillers

[apt]

you think at 6 am in the morning after drinking all night you're capable of boiling ramen. No. you fucking microwave it newbie. Put it in a bowl fill it 3/4 with water put it in for like 3-4 mins. then empty most of the water out, unless you want it soup like, sprinkle the shit on there and mix. and bam delicious ramen at your fingertips

[Shogun]

I thought your kind had to eat chimichangas. I MEAN, I'm just wondering.

(Melufa > APT)

[Awesome]

1.Done and Done
2.Not covered yet
3.Done
4.Done
5.Done
6.Nadaa
7.Sorta
8.Nadaa
9.Been doing this for 20 years.
10.Nadaa -- lost weight thus far.

lol and you've only been in college for 1.5 months now you're ahead of the game, nn.

[PUNK rock]

Nalgene bottles are pretty hard to break ... I heard u can just send it in for a free replacement or something. And yeah ... sharing Nalgene bottles and not washing them is nasty ... esp if it's something other than water in it.

Easiest way I've heard of doing it:

1. Fill the bottle with water.
2. Freeze the water.
3. Throw frozen bottle at a hard surface. (ex. brick wall)

[geekbot]

I'm sure if you threw it under a moving bulldozer it might break too.

For some reason the "unbreakability" of Nalgene bottles is the subject of many a discussion. My favorite is when a friend demonstrated by taking a girl's Nalgene and throwing it in the air as high as he could. When it came down, it smacked her on the top of her head. It didn't break but she wasn't too impressed.

[Anduril.]

OMG I'm so not cool !!!
::sips diet water::

[DoTheFandango]

OMG I'm so not cool !!!
::sips diet water::

I hate you.

[Anduril.]

Who are you, dear person who hates me ?

Those who hate, shall become hated.
Those who love, shall become loved.

[Facetious]

i get sick all the time in college... if you dont get sick all the time, you clearly dont smoke enough cigarettes to be cool

[apt]

chain smoke 2 win.

[Liquid Blue]

I'm actually eating better and sleeping more than I did in highschool. Go figure.

[za gophar]

highschool sucked. get up at 6 every morning and go through 7 classes in a row with 30 minutes for a bag of chips and a slushie wedged somewhere in between. come home every day and nothing going on.