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  • #16
    oh man, i just looked at the ramen noodles and u actually have to cook that shit in boiling water. what a rip off. i dont see myself getting into these.
    Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
    apt>yes u can wtf
    apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
    apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
    apt>so i dont miss the toilet
    Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
    apt>na
    apt>ill show you pictures
    apt>next time I masturbate

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    • #17
      Ramens = cheap gut fillers

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      • #18
        you think at 6 am in the morning after drinking all night you're capable of boiling ramen. No. you fucking microwave it newbie. Put it in a bowl fill it 3/4 with water put it in for like 3-4 mins. then empty most of the water out, unless you want it soup like, sprinkle the shit on there and mix. and bam delicious ramen at your fingertips
        1:Jerome> ON THE THIRD DAY GOD CREATED THE REMINGTON BOLT ACTION .33, AND SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD, AND ON THE FOURTH DAY HE USED IT TO KILL DINOSAURS AND HOMOSEXUALS

        Juice

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        • #19
          I thought your kind had to eat chimichangas. I MEAN, I'm just wondering.

          (Melufa > APT)

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Nickname
            1.Done and Done
            2.Not covered yet
            3.Done
            4.Done
            5.Done
            6.Nadaa
            7.Sorta
            8.Nadaa
            9.Been doing this for 20 years.
            10.Nadaa -- lost weight thus far.
            lol and you've only been in college for 1.5 months now you're ahead of the game, nn.
            ...

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Sufficient
              Nalgene bottles are pretty hard to break ... I heard u can just send it in for a free replacement or something. And yeah ... sharing Nalgene bottles and not washing them is nasty ... esp if it's something other than water in it.
              Easiest way I've heard of doing it:

              1. Fill the bottle with water.
              2. Freeze the water.
              3. Throw frozen bottle at a hard surface. (ex. brick wall)
              The song doesn't make your hands clap,
              The hand claps make the song

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              • #22
                I'm sure if you threw it under a moving bulldozer it might break too.

                For some reason the "unbreakability" of Nalgene bottles is the subject of many a discussion. My favorite is when a friend demonstrated by taking a girl's Nalgene and throwing it in the air as high as he could. When it came down, it smacked her on the top of her head. It didn't break but she wasn't too impressed.

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                • #23
                  OMG I'm so not cool !!!
                  ::sips diet water::
                  7:Barton> hi tats
                  7:Barton> still no smod?
                  7:Barton> :(
                  7:Tatsumaru uk> heh no
                  7:Barton> guess u need to do more ass kissing

                  3:Harder> we could be like tom cruise in top gun with team speak
                  3:Harder> "MAVRIC I GOTTA BIRD ON MY BACK!!"

                  8:Ghast> LOL METALKID LOOKS LIKE A WEASEL ROFLROFL

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Anduril.
                    OMG I'm so not cool !!!
                    ::sips diet water::
                    I hate you.
                    Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                    sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                    • #25
                      Who are you, dear person who hates me ?

                      Those who hate, shall become hated.
                      Those who love, shall become loved.
                      7:Barton> hi tats
                      7:Barton> still no smod?
                      7:Barton> :(
                      7:Tatsumaru uk> heh no
                      7:Barton> guess u need to do more ass kissing

                      3:Harder> we could be like tom cruise in top gun with team speak
                      3:Harder> "MAVRIC I GOTTA BIRD ON MY BACK!!"

                      8:Ghast> LOL METALKID LOOKS LIKE A WEASEL ROFLROFL

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                      • #26
                        i get sick all the time in college... if you dont get sick all the time, you clearly dont smoke enough cigarettes to be cool
                        5:gen> man
                        5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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                        • #27
                          chain smoke 2 win.
                          1:Jerome> ON THE THIRD DAY GOD CREATED THE REMINGTON BOLT ACTION .33, AND SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD, AND ON THE FOURTH DAY HE USED IT TO KILL DINOSAURS AND HOMOSEXUALS

                          Juice

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                          • #28
                            I'm actually eating better and sleeping more than I did in highschool. Go figure.
                            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                            • #29
                              highschool sucked. get up at 6 every morning and go through 7 classes in a row with 30 minutes for a bag of chips and a slushie wedged somewhere in between. come home every day and nothing going on.
                              Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                              apt>yes u can wtf
                              apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                              apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                              apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                              Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                              apt>na
                              apt>ill show you pictures
                              apt>next time I masturbate

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