Ashley Simpson on SNL

[PUNK rock]

I wonder why more washed-up celebrities don't do hardcore porn, they would make tons and tons of money for it, and they've already sold their souls anyway, so who cares?

Exactly. And spy is yet again trying to prove that the only "real" musicians play their electronic music.

[Liquid Blue]

And we all know there's nothing more sanctified than a celebrity marriage.

Besides, everyone knows that if they want to revive a career with porn it's much more effective to release a "secret" sex tape.

Lol, you think they get married because of love? Maybe some, but most hollywood marriages are as shallow as the movies they make. I agree with you on the secret sex tape thing, and I don't doubt that some females have used the paparazzi as a bunch of tools as well.

[Spybreak!]

Exactly. And spy is yet again trying to prove that the only "real" musicians play their electronic music.

Uhmm, how are you making that kind of assumption? Not at all did imply that, I'm reffering to mtv-type artists like Ashley Simpson who can't even play live shows and is just an image and not real, see Milli Vanilli. "Turn off your radio and television!" I'm sorry if you like mtv and this offended you, but that's your prob :P

[Ilya]

i have ashlee simpson's cd in my cd changer right now

[Pearl Jam]

I knew she was a terrible musician, now there's proof.

Now if only there was a way to prove that every "musician" on the tv and radio is utterly talentless and is only but a shitty image for people who listen to shitty music in the first place.

BOOM SHIK BOOM SHIK BOOM SHIK **weird ambient voice** BOOM SHIK BOOM SHIK

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

Again, everyone knows that true live music is only achieved through pressing "start" on a sequencer.

[Sleepy Weasel]

Lol, you think they get married because of love? Maybe some, but most hollywood marriages are as shallow as the movies they make.

Yeah man, that's exactly what TK thinks, yep you nailed it.

[Liquid Blue]

Yeah man, that's exactly what TK thinks, yep you nailed it.

..I was agreeing with his opinion that celeb marriages are bs, which is why I laughed, after that I was sarcastically asking why he thinks they marry. Sorry if that wasn't clear enough.

[Pandagirl!]

It was in the paper this morning. She said that her voice is being overworked, so she was giving it a break that day.
I watched her show (on MTV) and she does have some throat problems, although I'm not completely sure what they are. But she should have just cancelled the show IMHO.

[Liquid Blue]

It'd be ironic if she blew a shitload of music bigwigs to get this far and it caused her to get throat problems (i.e, her singing career is over before it began).


But even if that's not the case, she still sucks.

[Troll King]

I don't see how this will signal the end of her career. Her target audience isn't exactly the kind who would give a damn about lip-syncing.

[Spybreak!]

don't get me started on generalizing types of music people -_-


What kind of fans like her music btw? I have seen parts of her show and it's laughable, I could only ponder "why is this melodramatic prima donna shit on TV?" Although since it was on mtv I wasn't surprised

[Volcs]

APPARENTLY:

she has acid reflux which gives her a frog voice on bad days, that's why she needed to lipsync.

What's funny is I actually believe the acid reflux thing, because it's common for bulimics.. mwahaha. She can't sing, can't dance, and she's bulimic.. ha.

[Exotic]

Did you see it on cnbc or msnbc or something too?

[Dameon Angell]

... Her target audience isn't exactly the kind who would give a damn about lip-syncing.

Haha ... that's funny, cause it's true. People were still cheering her at the Radio Music Award show whatever thingy.