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  • #16
    ffs, the bandwith has been exceeded or something on the second one, so I cant dl it!
    Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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    • #17
      Hahaha eva, make that your avatar
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      Failure teaches success.
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      • #18
        LOL holy shit I watched this like 10 times and I still laugh every time.
        sdg

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        • #19
          Hmm, I can't see it

          Below is what I get on the second link

          Bandwidth Limit Exceeded
          The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to the site owner reaching his/her bandwidth limit. Please try again later.
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          Apache/1.3.32 Server at www.askross.com Port 80

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          • #20
            link fixed

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            • #21
              bahahaha, that was some funny ass shit.
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              • #22
                ahahahahaha

                What a cunt. Who makes up these dance routines these days? Or did she pull that bullshit herself? I don't want to give her the benefit of the doubt with that, seeing as how she can't even fucking sing her own songs. Shit, if they are her own songs.
                My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                • #23
                  Her singing career is now over.
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                  • #24
                    Which is to say she had one if the first place.

                    She should just stick to TV or start a porn career.
                    The song doesn't make your hands clap,
                    The hand claps make the song

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                    • #25
                      hopfully the porn career.
                      The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                      Originally posted by Richard Creager
                      All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by PUNK rock
                        ... or start a porn career.
                        :up: I'd hit it.
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                        • #27
                          I imagine that most people that flirt with girls they meet over the internet would also be willing to have sex with an attractive famous person, but maybe I just don't understand some people's standards, I don't know. I wonder why more washed-up celebrities don't do hardcore porn, they would make tons and tons of money for it, and they've already sold their souls anyway, so who cares?
                          5:gen> man
                          5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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                          • #28
                            Because then they would be seen as " sluts" and would drastically lower their chances of snaring one of the male hollywood stars into marriage.

                            Hell if I know, I guess it's like letting your co-workers know that you are a whore off the clock. Makes for some awkward lunch hours.
                            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Liquid Blue
                              Because then they would be seen as " sluts" and would drastically lower their chances of snaring one of the male hollywood stars into marriage.
                              And we all know there's nothing more sanctified than a celebrity marriage.

                              Besides, everyone knows that if they want to revive a career with porn it's much more effective to release a "secret" sex tape.

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                              • #30
                                I knew she was a terrible musician, now there's proof.

                                Now if only there was a way to prove that every "musician" on the tv and radio is utterly talentless and is only but a shitty image for people who listen to shitty music in the first place.
                                hey I'm Paddy Tanniger the caddie manager yeah it rhymes big whoop wanna fiight about it??
                                !

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