Handjobs

[Selex]

get a fucking gf, all of you, freaks

I have a girlfriend.

* Why would not having a girlfriend make you a freak? Or masterbating? Or getting a handjob? It's very healthy dipshit. (Unless you like blueballs.)

[Fluffz]

* Why would not having a girlfriend make you a freak? Or masterbating? Or getting a handjob? It's very healthy dipshit. (Unless you like blueballs.)

its the other way round. every time you you "pour the flower" you loose important hormones. the lack of there reduce you ability to build muscles and therefore you get fat and grow breasts. gg moob geeks. its not healthy! neither is sex! but neither are drugs or steaks or comupers. dang, im as good as dead!!!

[Galleleo]

mr. fluffz, how can you come on here and say that handjobs/sex is bad.. You are ruining alot of lifes with that.

[Jeansi]

It's true though, most harcore budybuilders live in celibacy because sperm has protein in it and they can't afford to let any of it go to waste.

[Dameon Angell]

This thread reminds me of the King Missle song "Detachable Penis".

[Galleleo]

It's true though, most harcore budybuilders live in celibacy because sperm has protein in it and they can't afford to let any of it go to waste.

Does that mean they swallow?

[Fluffz]

mr. fluffz, how can you come on here and say that handjobs/sex is bad.. You are ruining alot of lifes with that.

rea right, 3 is not a lot especially if that includes me and my 2 aliases

anyway, would be interresting to be a womans bodybuilding trainer i guess.

[Fluffz]

its just another proove nature is retarded. when a man finds a woman and they "marry each other" the man grows moobs and gets fat while the woman gets smaller breasts due to the hormone "suppository". therefore they get unattractive to the other gender and must stick together as a couple.

however gay people dont have this problem i think, which is the reason why they group together and found gay mass orgy only islands.

[Galleleo]

Does this mean women bodybuilders will go and find sperm donors and they swallow?

[InCure.]

Does this mean women bodybuilders will go and find sperm donors and they swallow?

:O

[Fluffz]

this adds a new dimension to woman workout. we could make money with that, whos in? minimum to join is 250ml per month. we need a name and a slogan!

[StarKitty]

omfg.. you people are strange

isn't the question a little old anyway?
Go ask a pornstar, i'm sure they have more experience on the subject of how many it would take...

[Galleleo]

I dont see much handjobs when I watch porn, i dont think they would know, we have too look up a real ugly nerd for this one..

Da1 around?

(just jokes da1, just jokes)

[Selex]

therefore they get unattractive to the other gender and must stick together as a couple.

That's why we have Affairs and Divorce.

[Selex]

this adds a new dimension to woman workout. we could make money with that, whos in? minimum to join is 250ml per month. we need a name and a slogan!

"Screamin' Semen"