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it wont fall off, i have tested it with every possible ammount!Originally posted by Galleleo -
Blowjobs, sex, or fuck off.it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never didComment
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It doesn't work when you use your own hands (Right hand preferably) ... Because the hand is the opposing way... When the girl does it or guy (let's hope not) the hand is the other way around... Unless you have a fucked up hand, you know what the hell im talking about.. Meaning you get more of a Pull then a Push because they "Yank" out hard and you "Yank" soft cause you dont want to hurt it... Or you bust that shit out like 6-7 times per day and that motherfucker will fall off like a brittle piece of shit.. Sorry to say but you just lost a dick.. Not just a dick, but a friend. (Should of explored more pleasurable ways to express yourself... have a picnic.)Originally posted by Fluffz
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Holy shit dude... the .5791 must of been faulty.. The only possible way that could happen is if you fall alseep while jerkin' or it falls off or you can't get it up... but why would you start if you couldn't get it up... I mean... have some fucking sense... If it doesn't want to play ... let it hang... asshole.Originally posted by Wax|
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handjobs are a waste of time and without lube they can be very painful. No one can twist your knob better than you can, plus you've had your whole life to practice how can any girl match that kind of experience?Last edited by Cops; 10-26-2004, 06:10 AM.it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never didComment
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:up: You got that right. Just smash the chick's (or dude if you're like that) hand on a table and when she says she can't give you a handjob, tell her to stick it in her mouth.The song doesn't make your hands clap,
The hand claps make the songComment
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God damn... Get some girls up in here to debate this shit.|
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Meaning your penis varies? Like it has a mood? (eg: Happy=Hard)Originally posted by Fluffz
Or you mean you switch off .. using 1 finger then 2 then just the middle finger then trying to get your mouth to reach it.. SICK FUCK. heh.
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get a fucking gf, all of you, freaksI don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...Comment
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playing with the twig is fine, just as long as she remembers the berries.Originally posted by cundor
edit: now oral sex and handjobs at the same time are a different story. :up:Last edited by Cops; 10-26-2004, 06:12 AM.it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never didComment
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Cundor is the experton this subject, I trust his expert opinion.5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shitComment
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I know where to post my threads thanks
Cops, its your quote..Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.Comment
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LOVE DEM HANDJOBSComment
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