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CHINESE PROVERBS
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Virginity like bubble, one prick,
all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get
tired.
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Man who run behind car get
exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel
cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand
piano, wise man give wife
upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport
turnstile sideways going to
Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go
hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not
bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get
good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with
four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth!
But next to best thing on
earth.
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War does not determine who is
right, war determine who is
left.
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Wife who put husband in
doghouse soon find him in cat
house.
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Man who fight with wife all day
get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib,
but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound
to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high
on pot.
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Man who live in glass house
should change clothes in
basement.
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Man who fart in church sit in
own pew.
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Virginity like bubble, one prick,
all gone.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run in front of car get
tired.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run behind car get
exhausted.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with hand in pocket feel
cocky all day.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Foolish man give wife grand
piano, wise man give wife
upright organ.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who walk through airport
turnstile sideways going to
Bangkok.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with one chopstick go
hungry.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who scratch ass should not
bite fingernails.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who eat many prunes get
good run for money.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Baseball is wrong: man with
four balls cannot walk.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Panties not best thing on earth!
But next to best thing on
earth.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
War does not determine who is
right, war determine who is
left.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Wife who put husband in
doghouse soon find him in cat
house.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fight with wife all day
get no piece at night.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
It take many nails to build crib,
but one screw to fill it.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who drive like hell, bound
to get there.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who stand on toilet is high
on pot.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who live in glass house
should change clothes in
basement.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fart in church sit in
own pew.
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