lyrically challenged

[Jeansi]

http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthread.php?t=14816

[Mobey]

Microsoft Sam is leet.

[Mr. Peanuts]

Especially wired to HLSS and played in CS.

[PH]

Can any of you enlighten me with their definition of emo?
I think it's a quite stupid term to use.

emo (E'mo)
1. n. "Music" usually involving a whiny male singer, often backed by a guitarist that plays the same chord for five minutes straight. Song subjects include failed relationships, self-pity and thinking about suicide but being too much of a pussy to go through with it.
2. n. A teenager who follows this "music" scene at all costs. Often mistaken for goths due to their dreary demeanor, unkempt appearance and general "fuck you, I hate life" attitude.
3. v. To follow in the footsteps of two million other "bands" and create your own disgraceful abomination of a "band", or to attend a concert by said "bands".
from Latin emus, to fail at life

My apologies if Jerome and Jason, or anyone else for that matter, are offended by this post, but emo just does absolutely nothing for me. I prefer to listen to music that doesn't make me feel like a total shitbag. Long story short, I'm bashing emo because of my own abysmal failures in relationships and life in general. :groovy:

[Galleleo]

:wub: I think we all agreed this was the emo emoticon.. DAMN YOU PEOPLE!

[Twerp]

:groovy: This is groovy. Like it says in the :: How can you mistake that for emo. YOU'RE A DISGRACE.

Edit: I'll just add this for fun and because it'll look better if I say it rather than someone else.

I shouldn't be saying some1 else is a disgrace when I know some of you think I am

[RaCka]

Yo check it, aight now listen up
Its been a long time comin but allow me to re-intorduce myself
MY NAME IS K!! A TO THE O-S
PLAYOFFS

i dont have anything else to say besides wow :lame:

[Pearl Jam]

I read his rap lyrics while listening to Frankie Goes To Hollywood's "Relax".

Needless to say, the results were hilariously bad.

[Xog]

Xog> Yo i got the lhyrikcs
Xog> er
Xog> wtf
Xog> lhyrikcs
Xog> lol

[sixtoo]

hmmm I wasn't following your flow at all kid, it didn't rhyme in certain places and I don't know if its cuz my ass was reading this piece wrong or you just wanted to be different, I'm going to give it a re read

nice to see ya postin up some lyrics... though I don't pay much attention to this forum, you might want to check out www.emcee-battle.com where people will actually read, comment and tell you what you can do to better yourself, instead of being mocked by a bunch of cock rock whore mongers lol :grin:

[sixtoo]

-I never been to kali but I can garentee you
-I got just as much heat circl'n round my block

a)

prepare for war
my verbal onslaughts penitrate deeper then swords
better yet,
batton down the hatches an seal all the doors
kaos!
I'll comin to get you through ya floor boards

just some quick fun

[Cops]

WE'RE PROFESSIONAL PUNKERS WE'RE FROM THE SUBURBS AFTER FIFTEEN YEARS WE'RE STILL HAVING FUN, NOW WE'RE OVER THIRTY NOT LOOKING SO PRETTY BUT ATLEAST WE GOT A BEATUP ACORDION. THAT'S ERIC HIS FATHERS A PLUMBER. HE DRANK ENOUGH BOOZE TO GET RHODE ISLAND DRUNK. NOW SOBER BUT SMELLY HE'S GOT ONE BIG BELLY FROM LIVING THE GOOD LIVE PROVIDED BY PUNK. SINGIN' SINGIN' SINGIN' BUY ME A BECKS BEER OR PASS ME A BONG GIVE ME SOME BUSHMILLS I'LL SING YOU THIS SONG, OPEN ANOTHER BIG BOX OF CHEAP WINE. WE'RE OVER THIRTY WE'RE DOING JUST FINE! I can get lyrics off the internet too. :fear:

[cundor]

Stop quoting NOFX

Punk

[Cops]

biitch. like the double i ?

[Cops]

FRESH OUTTA MY MOUTH, BIITCH!

PICK IT UP' PICK IT UP' PICK IT UP'
Stupid kids and their fuckin' bandanas
Trying so hard just to get a handle
Of a life they know they can’t control
Causing stupid shit like pigs to go on patrol
Holding it down with their power in numbers
Trying so hard just to kill each other
They’ll take it all til there’s nothing left
Take it all fucks, your whole life’s a theft

I don’t know why
That every time what we try
Always come up shy
Of a world in which we can rely
It’s not the way that it’s supposed to be
Spending your whole life in a fuckin penitentiary

Thuggin’ it out til your life is a wreck
Making sure you have no regrets
Of a life they know they couldn’t control
The more time that goes by, the more destruction to add to the poll
Holding it down with their weapons in hand
Bet none of them have the guts to stand
Up to say that they fucked things up
Take it all fucks, your whole life’s corrupt

I don’t know why
That every time what we try
Always come up shy
Of a world in which we can rely
It’s not the way that it’s supposed to be
Spending your whole life in a fuckin penitentiary