Your Favourite Quotes

[Tanzu]

Any quote you like or think is good just post

[Xog]

An everlasting dream can be an awaiting everlasting nightmare.
-Xog
(c) 2001


hello bilbo

[Evasive]

"shtu up"
-triceratops

[Squeezer]

Procrastination is like Masturbation, It's fun until u realize the only person ure fucking is ureself.

No idea who said it, but funny

[cundor]

"shtu up"
-triceratops

hehe...
Someone should post that log from pallieschat again.
The one where they're making fun with light ....that's pure gold

[Dimethicone]

Dimethicone Dynasty!
1 Shot, 1 Kill

:fear:

[Galleleo]

"I love myself and the feeling is mutual"

[schope]

i got some,

Anna> SURE...I HAD A BARBIE...I CUT ALL HER HAIR OFF THOUGH...ok i'm done

Leaf> DEA 4 ZH
Leaf> Comeon sing with me! DEa 4 STaff woho!


Plasma> deos necromotoic ever talk
delectable> asked me to be his partner in tourny once
spade> whatd u say
delectable> lol said sry
spade> lol
sCHOPe> man someday ill pm necro
sCHOPe> to see if he has nopubchat on
Plasma> i pm everyday
Plasma> him
Plasma> he probalby has 1 arm
Plasma> and can't type fast
delectable> lolol



apt> im not ordering from dominos ever again
apt> they fucked my order up again
Deverse> lolol
apt> i told them fuck you
apt> i dont want any fucking pizza
apt> get the fuck out
apt> im going to starve tonight
apt> fucking worthless piece of shit
shoken> what! I would have kept it
Deverse> ahahaahah
apt> ive been waiting 3 hgours
apt> for fucking food
apt> 3 FUCKING HOURS FOR FOOD
apt> 3 FUCKING HOURS
apt> holy fucking shit
Anduril.> LOOOOOOOOL
Plasma> lol
apt> no they were charging me for it shoken
apt> 22 bucks
shoken> lOL
Anduril.> LOOOOOOOOOOL
apt> i was like suck my mother fuckjing puerto rican dick
Anduril.> Tell him to shove it up his ass.
apt> you fat blonde white bitch
apt> go on the fucking atkins
apt> and ge tthe fuck otu of my face
apt> im fuckinf maDF
apt> DASGKSDLGWlk

[NaiLed]

adam> i ment that big long woman thing

[Twerp]

The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.
-Michael Friedman


The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
-Walter Bagehot (1826-1877)

[Firesprout]

"wtf pick on someone thats your size"
-random x

[Da1andonly]

1:CrvenBan> I want real woman, with hair under her arms and between her legs
1:CrvenBan> I wanna get lost in it
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1:Fit of Rage> it sucks when i get a stiff in school, its awkward to adjust yourself so its comfortable
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1:Wah!!> had exams 8-16 today!
1:Wah!!> was there. Owned 1 question and left
1:Mantra-Slider> $$$$4
1:Mantra-Slider> I didnt even go
1: Da1andonly> LÖOOOOOOOOOOL
1:Mantra-Slider> hooray for swedes
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1:Wah!!> da1. if youre having sex/!challenge lego
1:Wah!!> LOL
1: Da1andonly> K!
1: Da1andonly> but I don't have powers
1: Da1andonly> LOLOL
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1:Wah!!> WE HAD JOY WE HAD FUN WE HAD GERMANS IN THE SUN, BUT THE FUN DIDN'T LAST, CAUSE THE GERMANS RAN TOO FAST
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1:Wah!!> I still have da1's voice echoing in my head.. "Nere... Höger. *munch munch*... Mitten VITTU FITTA HELVETE"

[RogerMexico]

"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one conciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."

- Bill Hicks

[cundor]

If it's not yours, don't wear it.
-cundor, after he figured out his underpants weren't really his and weren't really clean... <_<

[Jeansi]

2:PaulOakenfold> The label says to expect a slight burning sensation right after application. It should have read Your cock will burn like a lit match,

Melo <ER>> Cokane is not (in) safe!!

Pun <ER>> <- doesnt know any X-rated films

Commando> no i want to be onis friend