This happens when you play to much C....

[protez]

this humour was originally in swedish but i will translate it for
you who does not understand swedish... WARNING
i wont be able to translate it perfectly but ill try keep it as
raw as possible for most possible laugh factor

Detta Händer När Man Spelat För Mycke CS:
1.När din mamma drar undan gardinerna på ditt rum på morgonen så skriker du:MOGEN TEAM FLASH,jeavla noob!
2.När du äter så byter du snabbt från kniv till gaffel och tillbaka.
3.När du ska gå till skolan tar du genast fram kniven för att kunna springa fortare.
4.När du skriker:”sluta blocka jeavla noobs” i kön till maten.
5.När du tror att skyltdockorna i affärerna är folk som laggat fast.
6.När du skriker: ”NEED BACKUP!” på prov.
7.när väckarklockan piper springer du genast och hämtar verktygslådan för att deffa

This happens when you play to much CS:
1. when your mom roll up the curtins in your room in the morning and you yell, MATURE TEAM FLASH you fucking noob!
2. when you eat you quickly switch from knife to fork and back.
3. when you go to school you wield your knife to be able to run faster.
4. when you yell "stop blocking you stupid noob" in the foodline.
5. when you think the display puppet in the stores is people stuck in lag
6. when you test scream "NEED BACKUP!
7. when your alarmclock goes off you run to get toolz to defuse it.

[protez]

no flame yet?

[Mr. Peanuts]

Too tired... :stuart:

[protez]

i dont think thats it.. i think there is nothing to flame here.
even you said nothing to flame me. so there is proof even
a bad guy can be nice sometimes and then also,
this IS a funny joke list made by a damaged cs player (he admit to it in lunartstorm)
about cs players, i think even you guys would laugh a little too..
its just too bad i cant translate it a little better :stuart:

[ZeUs!!]

The only funny thing to come out of Sweden is still The Hives

[protez]

and the hives suck

[Mr. Peanuts]

Thats why its funny I guess..

[Nightattack]

It happened to someone in my school.

[protez]

i think this guy that made up theese funny jokes has actually
gone through some of them.. specially the first one :P

[protez]

then again.. its not nearly half as funny in english as it is in swedish.

end of story.

[Twerp]

no flame yet?

and the hives suck

instead suppose people cant stick to YOUR topic you wanted to only
bring something up and people start flaming you for it.. would you not
just want to delete it? i think you would..

people just start bitching about an idea, be glad its only idea instead
of actually implented, be glad im so bighearted i forgive you all for your
flaming and i hope you have the guts to the same.
unless your just a stupid pussy that like to flame people while hiding
behind your computer.. fucking nerd

Seems to me like you're asking for a flame.

1st quote) This thread
2nd quote) This thread
3rd quote) deletion thread - proof

[protez]

Twerp you not only suck you swallow as well you faggit

[Twerp]

I really did not understand that post at all. (besides name)

Edit: cool, 777 posts ^_^

[protez]

thats becasue you are stupid and ignorant.

[Twerp]

Stupid: Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake.

Ignorant: Lacking education or knowledge.

Basically, same thing.