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  • True or False - Decide yourself

    1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

    2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.

    3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.

    4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.

    5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!

    6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.

    7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.

    8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.

    9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.

    10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

    11. The average housefly lives for one month.

    12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

    13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.

    14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.

    15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.

    16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.

    17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.

    18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.

    19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie."

    20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.

    21. In most television commercials advertising milk,a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.

    22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.

    23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.

    24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.

    25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.

    26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.






















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  • #2
    Originally posted by Kim
    3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.
    This is the only one that I wouldn't believe.
    :turned:

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    • #3
      a pet peeve of mine is when people say they are hyper off of caffiene. it just keeps you from falling asleep, it doesnt not give you energy.
      Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
      apt>yes u can wtf
      apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
      apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
      apt>so i dont miss the toilet
      Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
      apt>na
      apt>ill show you pictures
      apt>next time I masturbate

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Kim
        12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
        How hard can it be to use a toilet? Scenario 1: whip out your dick, aim, release, flush. Scenario 2: sit down, grunt and strain, wipe, flush. Not too fucking complicated, unless you happen to.. be.. an American.. well fuck, this was a wasted rant. :crying:
        Originally posted by vubinspiran
        I hate X very hard.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Ezor
          How hard can it be to use a toilet? Scenario 1: whip out your dick, aim, release, flush. Scenario 2: sit down, grunt and strain, wipe, flush. Not too fucking complicated, unless you happen to.. be.. an American.. well fuck, this was a wasted rant. :crying:
          I, not long ago, had a toilet with a broken seat. It was quite "dangerous". Twas rather sharp and unpleasant, with a tendency to pinch.

          Greed, ignorance, and the communal superiority complex of the human race
          Clutching metal braces as we race to disgrace
          As the pollution wipes clear all expression, all face

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Ezor
            How hard can it be to use a toilet? Scenario 1: whip out your dick, aim, release, flush. Scenario 2: sit down, grunt and strain, wipe, flush. Not too fucking complicated, unless you happen to.. be.. an American.. well fuck, this was a wasted rant. :crying:
            It's misleading, really. I mean a good portion of that could be workers that work WITH toilets, and can be injured by them during transportation or its construction process.

            My guess.
            ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
            Failure teaches success.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Kim
              16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
              How the hell do they prove this?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Kim
                3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.
                (false, should be reworded to something like "The average pack-a-day smoker.." or something, cause i know lots of pack-a-day smokers that still ahve all their teeth and have been smoking for 40+ years.)

                13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
                (False afaik, cause wouldnt it depend on the actual coat hanger? ive got loads that arent the same "size"..)

                16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
                (AFAIK the average person eats/swallows 3 spiders in their lifetime during sleep, this i would say ALL of us have eaten a spider in our sleep )
                But i reckon the rest of em are OK
                Displaced> I get pussy every day
                Displaced> I'm rich
                Displaced> I drive a ferrari lol
                Displaced> ur a faggot with no money
                Thors> prolly
                Thors> but the pussy is HAIRY!

                best comeback ever

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                • #9
                  All of em stolen from http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthread.php?t=13999 I think.
                  5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
                  5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
                  5: Da1andonly> =((
                  5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
                  5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
                  5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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                  • #10
                    #14 has completely fucked me up
                    Originally posted by Facetious
                    edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                    • #11
                      I didn't get my kneecaps until I was 7 so thats all bullshit.

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                      • #12
                        Yeah, the average human eats 3 spiders while sleeping during their lifetime...

                        and I stand along with Disp on the 1 pack a day cig stuff shizzle dizzle
                        Originally Posted by HeavenSent
                        You won't have to wait another 4 years.
                        There wont be another election for president.
                        Obama is the Omega President.
                        http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/

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                        • #13
                          Do you euros not comprehend the word "approximately"? Or should I just narrow my generalization to people on Disoblige

                          Also, what is this afaik thing?

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                          • #14
                            as far as i ken















                            just kidding, it's "as far as i know," would be great if it was "ken" though
                            Originally posted by Ward
                            OK.. ur retarded case closed

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Sleepy Weasel
                              Do you euros not comprehend the word "approximately"?
                              moot point, but the way its worded originally would imply that EVERY pack a day smoker loses approximately 2 teeth every 10 years, which i can attest to is not true. (be it 1,2,3, even 4 teeth every 10 years.. whatever thats not important)

                              however if it was worded :
                              "average pack a day smokers lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years", it wouldnt imply that EVERY pack a day smoker loses 2 teeth every 10 years, rather the average pack a day smoker does..
                              Displaced> I get pussy every day
                              Displaced> I'm rich
                              Displaced> I drive a ferrari lol
                              Displaced> ur a faggot with no money
                              Thors> prolly
                              Thors> but the pussy is HAIRY!

                              best comeback ever

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