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  • #31
    Originally posted by Troll King
    Bilbo's been on me for making fun of his "urges" lately, so someone else come up with a Bilbo-likes-kids joke for this one.
    It's easier to fuck kids with no kneecaps because it doesn't hurt as much when they kick and scream.
    5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
    5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
    5:royst> i wish it was calculus

    1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

    1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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    • #32
      ha sheesh's post is pure gold
      Originally posted by Ward
      OK.. ur retarded case closed

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      • #33
        Coca cola is clear without food coloring (from caramel)...

        There's no green items in it.
        - k2

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        • #34
          Most toilet related injuries come from either Ha Sheesh's scenarios, high school swirlies, and rough sex.

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          • #35
            Zeus makes everything sound so much worse when he takes it out of context. We were talking about girls (wanted the link to the censored girl from the dream girl thread) and then we started talking smack about kim and how..


            "18:20 Zeus: he just spends all day going LOOK AT THESE ASIAN CHICKS, THEY HAVE BREASTS SO THEY MUCH BE CUTE"

            One thing lead to another and I felt like I had to stay in character.
            Jesus Christ on a pogo stick

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            • #36
              I also heard that the lefties are more unlucky then the righties, it was in some newspaper or something,,,
              Originally Posted by HeavenSent
              You won't have to wait another 4 years.
              There wont be another election for president.
              Obama is the Omega President.
              http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/

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              • #37
                I have a link to loads of pics of that censored girl if you want.
                USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                ---A few minutes later---
                9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                9:Kim> UM
                9:Kim> i didn't
                9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                9:pascone> lol?

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                • #38
                  Hahaha I watched Myth Busters to find that the first one is not entirely true when people say it. It's apples will wake you up better than DECAFFINATED coffee.

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                  • #39
                    on more than one occasion have i been hit in the head by the fucking toiletseat while talking to the big white telephone.
                    :wub: GammaHydroxyButyrate :wub:

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