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  • #16
    Yeah, I keep all of the bananas in my house in condoms. Just in case.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by StackOverflow
      Yeah, I keep all of the bananas in my house in condoms. Just in case.
      ye, you dont wanna get pregnant, do you?
      Throughout time, there’s been
      crimes, throughout our history
      But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
      Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
      Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

      Come on my countrymen
      Come on and take a stand
      Don’t let ‘em take away your land

      the Wenger bus is coming
      and all the kids are running
      from London to Manchester
      cos he's a child molester


      fuck islam

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      • #18
        If condoms were made out of solid plastic, what would be the point in sex?

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        • #19
          Depends on whether you're the one using it or the one it's being used on.

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          • #20
            I wouldnt like either. :turned:

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            • #21
              You've tried taking plastic toys up your orifices???
              ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
              Failure teaches success.
              . â–²
              ▲ ▲

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              • #22
                finally my plan worked !

                Some of you may get this, some of you might not. Depends on how developed your mind is.


                That's right.

                Keep staring at my avatar.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Xog
                  finally my plan worked !

                  Some of you may get this, some of you might not. Depends on how developed your mind is.


                  That's right.

                  Keep staring at my avatar.
                  I'm one of the ones that doesn't lease:
                  Originally posted by Tone
                  Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                  • #24
                    umm didn't anyone hear me? I said RING RING RING RING RING RING RING!
                    1:Zerzera> aura shut up
                    1:Zerzera> you hate my recruits because I am muslim
                    jdigs3> jdigs offers u his protection

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                    • #25
                      -> recycled humour?
                      Originally posted by Diakka
                      Lets stop being lil bitches

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Jeansi
                        That kind of serves the same purpose as mashing it against the wall, no?

                        Ingenious.
                        That would be the joke jeansi. Some people just can't understand my biting wit.
                        Vehicle> ?help Will the division's be decided as well today?
                        Message has been sent to online moderators
                        2:BLeeN> veh yes
                        (Overstrand)>no
                        2:Vehicle> (Overstrand)>no
                        2:BLeeN> ok then no
                        :Overstrand:2:Bleen> veh yes
                        (Overstrand)>oh...then yes

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                        • #27
                          I thought that Eeks but it seems a bit too late now (and if any mod comes along and undermines me I'll edit their post and move it back)
                          Originally posted by Facetious
                          edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Xog
                            finally my plan worked !

                            Some of you may get this, some of you might not. Depends on how developed your mind is.


                            That's right.

                            Keep staring at my avatar.
                            Umm xog, you wanna tell us what you did?

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                            • #29
                              my avatar is from naruto, in which he is being poked in the ass from a "This will hurt for a thousand and one years!" attack. His facial expression was priceless. (He's suppose to be a ninja afterall)

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Under Dog
                                That would be the joke jeansi. Some people just can't understand my biting wit.
                                sorry for being stupid :wub:
                                5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
                                5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
                                5: Da1andonly> =((
                                5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
                                5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
                                5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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