let's get philosophical

[bloodzombie]

making the ugly people hat .

Is there any chance you could make me one of those?

[Verthanthi]

ruthlessly stolen from achewood

When you eat food, you turn it into LIFE.

[a falling tree]

Is there any chance you could make me one of those?

Ugly Guy

Ugly Woman


one of their hats

It's expensive though, and there is a long waiting list...so order fast before I get rich and cocky

[Pearl Jam]

just do what you want and try not to kill anyone in the process

[jeem]

my future's so bright, gotta wear shades

[Ilya]

yeah fuck ugly people

[za gophar]

in a nutshell i think life is about having a good time and being kind to others.

i started changing big time when my senior year in highschool began. I guess it was the college application process that showed me the light. up until that point, i always had the intention of getting into the best academic college i possibly could. that's what everyone else was doing. i thought about why though and it didnt make sense. i didnt want to be a rich ass bitch when i grew up, i wanted to have enough money and not more. i was sick of having to work hard in school. i didnt want work to be my life, all i wanted was fun. everything started changing from then on.

my parents had brought me up conservative, and over the next couple months i unintentionally broke off all of those instincts and went liberal. i ceased to be interested in things like ferarris and abercrombie, which i now think is for total flamers. i began to reject many of the things i used to hold dear.

its been a year since then, and i have made a lot of new friends at college. they like to make fun of me because i reject everything that is new to me and dont believe what i am told. i just like to prove reject things at first and let them proove themselves to me as i get to know them. i have found that it works a lot better than accepting what i am told. my friends also like to call me unamerican. this goes along with the above. apparently i have rejected many of my county's values. plus most of my friends are republican because i go to a catholic college, and republicans are all about blind patriotism apparently.

people also notice that i am oblivious as all hell. not to like current events or whatever, but to what is going on in my immediate surroundings. i would pay attention to things if i cared, but i dont. i just like to chill, and take my time and do things really slow. i dont give a flying shit who my school's team is playing, or that i dont know the latest gossip, and i dont see why i should. if i am having a good time i am happy.

the other day i went to an assembly about careers. the speaker was trying to inform us on how to pick out a job and how to obtain it. he made it very clear to the crowd that we were "student employment units" or something. i felt like i was the only one out of everyone who found that to be dehumanizing. it only got worse. when he was talking about building resumes, he said something like "you have to build a strong resume so you can really sell yourself to a company you want to work for." he kept on using the words "sell yourself." i left that meeting scarred for life. i went from being a human being to being a "student employment unit" that was for sale. my biggest fear in life is having a job i hate and a typical boring suburban life. the speaker informed us that the average person works for 45 years before retiring.

great, i thought, ill be free when i am a crippled ass 80 year old with cancer. im sorry, but i would rather die a slow death than have that happen to my life. when i think about things they look pretty bleak. 40 hours, 5 days a week. wake up early as fuck and suffer through 8or 9 hours of something that you probably dont enjoy. every week. for 45 years. i have gone to school for less than a third of that, and i am quite sick of it. and there is no summer break. just constant 5 days a week work for FORTY FIVE YEARRRRRSS. that blows my mind. that is no way to spend the prime of your life. what made me so weary of this? simple: my mom came home from work every day of my life in the worst mood, stressed out from her job, and complaining to everyone in the family about it. she makes six figures, but i gotta say for her, IT ISNT WORTH IT. when i complained about school she often told me "it only gets worse." i believe her, and i wont take it. she caused me to have what we call a midlife crisis at the age of 18...and i am glad.

my goal in life is to get a boat and sail the world after i find a couple people who want to do the same. there is no way i can spend the time i was given doing exactly what society has planned for me, exactly what everyone else does. i want to see the beauty of the world, breathe the fresh ocean air, mountain air, forest air, desert air. i dont want to spend my life in stress.

[Exotic]

i like life :wub:

[jeem]

she caused me to have what we call a midlife crisis at the age of 18...and i am glad.

if that was a midlife crisis, maybe you're going to die at 36

[Cylor]

I've got philosophy for you-

Would you rather eat a really awful burrito and have it over quickly, or eat the best tasting burrito you've ever had and live with the knowledge that nothing would ever be as good?

[lunch3]

evolution allows life to last as long as it did, also makes things interesting when looking at the grand scale. we also get pleasure living in various forms. so in short we should live, have fun, and evolve both culturally and physically to allow life to continue and never go instinct. being kind to ur fellow man will and has in long term allowed us to live in luxury as a whole species. life doesn't need an ending but is fun to reach a goal and come up with new goals...philosiphically speaking.

[DoTheFandango]

Fuck thought, if you think too much then you are wasting time that could be done doing something productive. Like masturbating.

[Squeezer]

life is about looking at as much porn as u can without getting caught and feeling imberessed

[1ight]

There is simplicity in simplicity, my kingdom is named simplicity. Simply its a real nice utopia kingdom, that simplicity.

[Sarien]

Why:

The angle of the dangle, is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat.