stoners win at life - it's proven

[Jerome Scuggs]

http://www.wftv.com/news/3971517/detail.html

[Fit of Rage]

And people said pot was harmless. Look at this, it cost them a combined 35,000 to get out of jail because of it.

[ZeUs!!]

[16:20:03] Mike: then we went on to a house party which was ALRIGHT
and there was this massive bong in the middle of the floor
with a couple of guys blowing smoke rings and i met one of
the guys in the queue for the toilets and asked what he was
smoking and he said "apple tobacco". obviously likes the
heavy shit...
[16:20:37] IlyaZ: oh, so the first time the belly dancers came out, i
gave joe $1 to give to one of them and he did and it was
pretty funny.. so later another one named NYOMI came out
and everyone was all "go ilya!" so i got up and moved over
to her and danced with her and bumped her ass with mine and
the people in business clothes across from us were all "WOO
YEAH" and then i slipped a dollar in her dress and went
[16:20:55] IlyaZ: to sit down and when i sat down i looked back and
she was lookng at me dancing so i was like "ok" so i got
back up and she startred leaving so i was all "oh man"
[16:21:01] IlyaZ: so i walked back and sat down and then she turned
around to me again
[16:21:05] Mike: haha
[16:21:05] IlyaZ: so i go "OH NYOMI, YOU TEASE"
[16:21:10] Mike: hahahahaha
[16:21:34] IlyaZ: hmm apple tobacco
[16:21:43] IlyaZ: is that considered heavy
[16:21:48] Mike: no i was taking the piss
[16:21:50] IlyaZ: smoke smells gross
[16:22:01] IlyaZ: dont talk to people while you're peeing
[16:22:05] Mike: i was expecting some kind of moroccan imported £50 a
hit weed
[16:22:09] IlyaZ: haha
[16:22:13] Mike: and he was smoking poncy tobacco
[16:22:15] IlyaZ: ah
[16:22:24] Mike: that guy said he didnt even smoke
[16:22:33] Mike: was he trying to look cool then?
[16:22:41] IlyaZ: probably
[16:22:42] Mike: so that was my story from a fruity party
[16:22:47] IlyaZ: or he was really high and forgot that he smoked
[16:23:10] Mike: haha it was a small room so if he was smoking
anything there would be about 25 people slumped against the
wall and dribbling

[Vaela]

Mm, drugs. :sorcerer:

[sixtoo]

why don't you break down the weed roll up the cronic
the sticky bionic let me enhale n breath all that I need
that cat piss, blueberry, that purple an the lemonade
mix it together wit a sprinkle of purple haze
blunt wraps swisher sweets phillies an garciaz
zig zags for all my n****z who really need it
this for my *****z 24/7 who stay weeded
who smoke n put em in brownies then eat em
OOOOO WEEE
thats how it is to be fucked up wit yer family n friends
I puff a blunt til the end of the roach I roll another one and continue to smoke
I came thru wit the killer so you know how what, I hit it n felt the tingle, made me coff up a lung
yeah I'm buzzed me an my homies come smoke wit me roll it for me
roll a stencil like a schoolyard pencil just relax later on homie the feelin goin hitchew ya eyes are red ya laughin like a mother fucker took another hit an now ya gaspin like a mother fucker two hits then pass two hits then pass
an now the blunt is on Dazz, can I smoke witchew can I smoke witchew
can we live it up real big an do what we do
I got the hash royal laced in the blunt I got that good good knowin that we smoke'n all thru-out the hood hood
just to give me that extra push an ain't nothin to compaire to that cush cush

I don't smoke no sex I smoke pounds
roll it up homie put that lil shit down
I come wit dem throwers just to make you wonder what the clouds of smoke
give me alot mother *^$%

blaze up the weed so we can get high
an we goin
blaze up the weed so we can get high
I promise to smoke cronic til the day that I die

[sixtoo]

drunk drivers kill