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  • Natalie Portman!

    She's on the Ellen Degeneres Show tmrw! :wub:

    K, just had to say that .

  • #2
    I totally wanted to fuck her....when she was in Leon
    Originally posted by Disliked
    However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.


    Originally posted by concealed
    when i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X

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    • #3
      i am good friends with someone who knows her and goes to school in isreal with her.
      Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
      apt>yes u can wtf
      apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
      apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
      apt>so i dont miss the toilet
      Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
      apt>na
      apt>ill show you pictures
      apt>next time I masturbate

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      • #4
        Originally posted by CrvenBan
        I totally wanted to fuck her....when she was in Leon
        Ellen Degeneres was in Leon? Ah well, I don't think you're her type anyway. :grin:

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        • #5
          I can change her
          Originally posted by Disliked
          However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.


          Originally posted by concealed
          when i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X

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          • #6
            wait...who, Crven? Ellen or Natalie?

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            • #7
              Ellen Degeneres, she's a lesbo
              Originally posted by Facetious
              edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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              • #8
                ah yes.

                See, if more homos were like her maybe my thoughts would change a tad :P

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                • #9
                  I think your views are more likely to change if you weren't bigoted and insecure
                  Originally posted by Facetious
                  edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                  • #10
                    Or idiotic.
                    Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                    sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                    • #11
                      Ellen is a funny lady.

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                      • #12
                        Her show can be amusing but it is also uncomfortably white and female.

                        Did anyone see Snoop on her show? I didn't know whether to laugh, cry, cringe, or just avert my eyes for fear of what would happen next.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by za gophar
                          i am good friends with someone who knows her and goes to school in isreal with her.
                          Your friend's lying.. she went to Harvard.

                          -Epi
                          Epinephrine's History of Trench Wars:
                          www.geocities.com/epinephrine.rm

                          My anime blog:
                          www.animeslice.com

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by CrvenBan
                            I totally wanted to fuck her....when she was in Leon
                            In the States it was called "The Professional". Odd thing is, if you'd been nice to her character she probably would have fucked you; Or killed you. Guaranteed excitement either way.
                            "Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX

                            Reinstate Me.

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                            • #15
                              You can tell Epi is a stalker

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