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  • Cats or Dogs? Which do you prefer?

    Once I move out on my own, I plan to get a pet. I can never decide between a cat or a dog though. I think having a dog would be awesome, but one of my friends has a cat and it's pretty cool too. Which do you prefer? Which do you have? I don't think I'll be getting both, that's probably a bit too much to handle on my own.

    Downsides, benefits? Reasons why you like one over the other?
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

  • #2
    cats suck, allergies for them make them that much worse. Dogs are the best.
    There once was a man from Nantucket.

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    • #3
      Cats produce to much dander and if a dog is being bad u just throw him outside in the yard. Or shoot the dog....

      Id personally go with fish nothing but +s

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      • #4
        I have a dog. Dogs are loving and don't hide under the beds. The only bad part is that I have to pick up the poo

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        • #5
          they both taste the same... I think I'm a dog man, there a lot easier to skin and cook...

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          • #6
            Go for a dog, maybe a lab.

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            • #7
              TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
              TelCat> hoes get paid :(
              TelCat> i dont

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              • #8
                I'm a cat person. I think it's a personality thing, but a cat seems like a better match for me. Besides, anyone who has ever read a comic strip knows that cats are more interesting while dogs are kind of dopey.

                You've got your Garfield, your Bucky Katt, Bill the Cat, Hobbes, while with dogs you're stuck with Odie, Marmaduke and Grimm. If it weren't for Dogbert it'd be a clean sweep.

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                • #9
                  You left out Heathcliff. Score one for the dogs on that one.

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                  • #10
                    Well, of course there's always going to be ones that round out the bell curve, but it's still much higher than the dogs.

                    I mean, how many more jokes can they make about Marmaduke kicking the humans out of his chair?

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                    • #11
                      don't forget snoopy, he's only the most famous dog of them all.
                      TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                      TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                      TelCat> i dont

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                      • #12
                        This is a simple answer... get a cat if you're gay, a dog if you're straight.
                        http://www.trenchwars.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15100 - Gallileo's racist thread

                        "Mustafa sounds like someone that likes to fly planes into buildings." -Galleleo

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                        • #13
                          I stopped liking Snoopy once he sold out to shill Met Life insurance.

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                          • #14
                            wait, garfield was a plus? the only good thing about garfield was bill the cat.

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                            • #15
                              Where is scooby doo, troll?

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