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  • #31
    a girlie is taking a train to come visit me for christmas, and our sole purpose for existing over the three or four days that's she going to be here will be to fuck our brains out.

    it's holly. it's jolly. it's a damn fine present.
    jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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    • #32
      £100 cheque

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Jason
        a girlie is taking a train to come visit me for christmas, and our sole purpose for existing over the three or four days that's she going to be here will be to fuck our brains out.

        it's holly. it's jolly. it's a damn fine present.
        Same here but I was waiting for someone else to post something along these lines first so it wasn't just me on my own saying "sex" and seeming all pretentious
        Originally posted by Facetious
        edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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        • #34
          I just got an all new setup for my skateboard... i showed twerp what deck it is in that post about art.com teehee i think he likes it
          Big Chill

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          • #35
            Originally posted by jeem
            so you got a lot of votes then?
            Oh shut up. That wasn't very nice.
            Pandagirl!

            (ph)>12 is just right

            In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
            1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
            1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
            1:Chao <ER>> at all
            1:Mantra-Slider> chao
            1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
            Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
            Chao <ER> - hero

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            • #36
              Fuck you. Fatty.
              Originally posted by Jeenyuss
              sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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              • #37
                at least panda has friends to get chocolate off from u super nerds B)
                Rigor> mastersword im thinking u, me and a bottle of crisco baby
                Mastersword> ROFL
                Mastersword> really?

                (TWDBot)>Your squad rating has just changed from 813 to 813, after losing the Javelin match vs dicE. You are #34 in TWJD - For detailed info go to

                #21 - Don't forget

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                • #38
                  Well today I got a huge bag full of candy from my bus driver, a giant plastic candy cane full of sweet tarts, a giant candy cane from my boyfriend, other assorted chocolate from random guys that just threw them at me in the hallway, and lots of Buckeyes (the cookies kind, not the nuts) and other junk food. I had 3 pizza parties today (one in Global Studies, one me and my friends organized for ourselves, and one in Choir). My boyfriend and my friend Loren say I'm gonna get fat. Guys are such nerds.
                  Pandagirl!

                  (ph)>12 is just right

                  In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                  1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                  1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                  1:Chao <ER>> at all
                  1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                  1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                  Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                  Chao <ER> - hero

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by pandagirl89
                    I got a huge bag full of candy from my bus driver.
                    ummm ... lol
                    AKA Shaun
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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by pandagirl89
                      Well today I got a huge bag full of candy from my bus driver, a giant plastic candy cane full of sweet tarts, a giant candy cane from my boyfriend, other assorted chocolate from random guys that just threw them at me in the hallway, and lots of Buckeyes (the cookies kind, not the nuts) and other junk food. I had 3 pizza parties today (one in Global Studies, one me and my friends organized for ourselves, and one in Choir). My boyfriend and my friend Loren say I'm gonna get fat. Guys are such nerds.
                      you gotta love middle school

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by pandagirl89
                        Well today I got a huge bag full of candy from my bus driver, a giant plastic candy cane full of sweet tarts, a giant candy cane from my boyfriend, other assorted chocolate from random guys that just threw them at me in the hallway, and lots of Buckeyes (the cookies kind, not the nuts) and other junk food. I had 3 pizza parties today (one in Global Studies, one me and my friends organized for ourselves, and one in Choir). My boyfriend and my friend Loren say I'm gonna get fat. Guys are such nerds.
                        pearl jam e-journal, stardate 12/18/2004:

                        just got done taking a deuce. had steak and a long island ice tea for dinner. my boyfriend bought me the amelie dvd. it rox. people think i'm rad.

                        more important bulletins as they warrant

                        yours in eternal bondage,
                        pearl jam
                        PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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                        • #42
                          A long, warm and affectionate hug.
                          5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
                          5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
                          5: Da1andonly> =((
                          5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
                          5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
                          5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Pearl Jam
                            pearl jam e-journal, stardate 12/18/2004:

                            just got done taking a deuce. had steak and a long island ice tea for dinner. my boyfriend bought me the amelie dvd. it rox. people think i'm rad.

                            more important bulletins as they warrant

                            yours in eternal bondage,
                            pearl jam
                            YOU'RE GAY?????!!!!
                            Originally posted by Tone
                            Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                            • #44
                              Guys can have friends that are guys. It's just that sometimes you get really close to your guy friends. Like on top of each other close. And naked.

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                              • #45
                                With your dick in his ass.

                                Yeah, I've been there before.

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