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When I came to America, oh, about 13ish years ago, I came in search of a better world. A world of opportunities and a world full of white people to swindle. In a place where 30 year olds can be passed off as teenagers on television, and presidential elections where intellect doesn't really matter, I would soon come to another dramatic realization: being really beautiful matters because people will want to have sex with you if you're hot.
Anyway, The Swan proves to the world that anyone with enough plastic surgery and enough liposuction can indeed be beautiful! Forget the whole concept of God given beauty! And start praising the almighty dollar - because with about 50k, you too can change from an ugly duckling, to some botox-filled mutant and star in your own pagent. God bless America!
So now you've become incredibly hot. But here, there is another problem: Does being beautiful really save you from any heartache? YES IT DOES! Well, it doesn't really get rid of all the crappy things that happened before the transformation, but yes - now people will treat you better because you are more bangable. No one respected you when you were ugly, and now, through the miracle of technology, people respect you enough to want to do you.
So in conclusion, I would like to show my utmost respect to money. Because as we all know that without money, there can be no beautiful women to bang, no outrageous shows like The Swan, and no true joy in our individual love lives. There is no quality that attracts better than how green you are, even when you wear the dollar bills right on your face. So until next time, take care of yourself, and each other.
Anyway, The Swan proves to the world that anyone with enough plastic surgery and enough liposuction can indeed be beautiful! Forget the whole concept of God given beauty! And start praising the almighty dollar - because with about 50k, you too can change from an ugly duckling, to some botox-filled mutant and star in your own pagent. God bless America!
So now you've become incredibly hot. But here, there is another problem: Does being beautiful really save you from any heartache? YES IT DOES! Well, it doesn't really get rid of all the crappy things that happened before the transformation, but yes - now people will treat you better because you are more bangable. No one respected you when you were ugly, and now, through the miracle of technology, people respect you enough to want to do you.
So in conclusion, I would like to show my utmost respect to money. Because as we all know that without money, there can be no beautiful women to bang, no outrageous shows like The Swan, and no true joy in our individual love lives. There is no quality that attracts better than how green you are, even when you wear the dollar bills right on your face. So until next time, take care of yourself, and each other.
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