My stand on "The Swan" and "The Swan: Pagent"

[Volcs]

I'm pretty sure you're gay.

Or maybe, just maybe, he'd rather not think about a 32 year old woman's breasts..?
Seems pretty logical to me.

[bloodzombie]

There's not a straight guy alive that woudln't want to think about a 32 year old woman's breasts. Maybe not goddess specifically, but that's a matter of preference.

And anyway, he said "sizes", which seems like it meant you too.

[Volcs]

JESUS CHRIST, YOU'RE WHAT 32 GODDESS...

And when the breasts in question happen to be freakishly large and gravity has been taking a toll for at least 15 years, there is no way she could possibly deny saggage. The truth hurts.
Naturally large breasts aren't like implants, they don't support themselves, and eventually everything (tendons) begins to stretch out... Why do you think most women with large breasts wait until they're over 23-ish before they get them chopped off? They might look nice in the early days, but it's not permanent.
As my sister puts it "they looked like oranges in socks", and she was only 27 before she got a reduction. Yes everyone's different, but noone can fight gravity.

[Liquid Blue]

There's not a straight guy alive that woudln't want to think about a 32 year old woman's breasts. Maybe not goddess specifically, but that's a matter of preference.

And anyway, he said "sizes", which seems like it meant you too.

When I hear "32 year old woman's breasts " I think MILF. No one wants to know Godesses cup size, but MILF cup sizes are more entertaining than some of the stuff that winds up on this forum.

[bloodzombie]

You're right about that. There's no way that they're as perky as they were 10 years ago, that's just impossible. However, a lot of women with large breasts still look great into their 40s. A little excercise goes a long way towards keeping things in place.

I think the only way to settle this once and for all is to have a boob-off. Both of you pm me a snapshot, I'll rate them based on 14 distinct characteristics such as breast size, nipple size, coloration, etc.

I'm pretty sure this is the only way.

[Volcs]

A for effort.

My boobs aren't under scrutiny here, as I don't WANT to be known as a dirty TW-slut. The only reason Goddess' are is because she chose to show everyone her tits, she wanted the attention and she's getting it.


And btw the only 40 year olds with good boobs either have small ones or have underwent surgery. (Unless you're into sag?)

[Cops]

The only reason I stated her age in my arguement is because she's talking to a lot of people who are half her age, that not only makes her slutty but fucking sick in the head. Although if a 32 year old chick that didn't look like a scum bucket states her sizes I would glady keep my pie hole shut.

[bloodzombie]

[My boobs aren't under scrutiny here

But what I'm saying is that they could be if you only put in a little effort. At this point, I think you're outclassed. Goddess gets a lot of attention, and that bothers you for some reason. Maybe you're insecure, maybe you feel like she's a full grown woman and you just can't compete with that.

[Squeezer]

lets here more boob sizes! It's exciting!

[Volcs]

But what I'm saying is that they could be if you only put in a little effort. At this point, I think you're outclassed. Goddess gets a lot of attention, and that bothers you for some reason. Maybe you're insecure, maybe you feel like she's a full grown woman and you just can't compete with that.

Hahaha, once again, A for effort. Instigating some weird argument won't get me to post my breasts.. I do believe that's alot more classy than writing all over myself in marker and taking a picture for prepubescent boys to drool over.

[Liquid Blue]

I'm pretty sure bz is past puberty and he still wants to see your breasts.

Just give the man what he wants.

[Troll King]

And do it quick. He's starting to look at me funny.

[Volcs]

I'm pretty sure bz is past puberty and he still wants to see your breasts.

Just give the man what he wants.

...and because he's past puberty that makes it so much classier.
No, I will not exploit my breasts for attention. Thank you.

[Jerome Scuggs]

volcs what are you doing alive at 4:10 am

[Volcs]

5:30 am here.. can't sleep.
I spent the last 3 hours with a friend trying to explain alot fucked up philosophical shit. (No, we didn't expect to come to any conclusions, but to be honest it had been a while since I'd had a conversation that required any real thinking.)
Anyways, I think I'm the only person I know that can't accept the concept of the universe being infinite, and leaving it at that. I can't stop thinking about so I can't sleep, came here to try and distract myself.