Juice's ownage.txt DECLASSIFIED

[Bioture]

It is now FY2005 and in accordance with the Freedom of Information Act we are mandated by law to make public the following contents from ownage.txt


Ninety9:

3:ninety9> no you don't understand cent is a bad person

1:Benno> well my sister listens in for one thing

1:Benno> i just spilled a low carb shake on my shirt i look like a bukkake victim :/

1:Benno> die a million deaths

1:Benno> 5 trillion fkoffs

1:Benno> when u wake up in a wet bed and u didnt wet it, RESPECT

1:Benno> we declared a war on terrorism after 9/11, now you declare a war on plate tectonics

1:Benno> my level 45 muppetfucker warrior monk just stabbed you in the head with a myrthil sword

1:Benno> *a band of muppetfucker archers jump out from behind the trees and riddle sucker's unarmored hide with arrows till he looks like a pin cushion*

1:Benno> i look like azn jesus

1:Benno> burn on the lowest tier of hell and ski into a vagina

Benno> 5 PRISONERS ESCAPED FROM ?GO AUSCHWITZ WHILE U WERE WATCHING US

1:Musashi> 6 billion noses in the world and none on the internet

1:Nice_Weasel> TRILLIAN HAS A LESBO PLUGIN?

1:ninety9> if i were an insect, california would have developed a special pesticide to protect their pisatchio crop from me

1:Musashi> i eat like michael moore at the sizzler

7:Musashi> IM JEWPANESE

1:ninety9> fat girls are hot btw

1:Musashi> AJKHSKAHSKAHSASHAS IM NOT MAD

1:Musashi> IM WATER YOU'RE GLUE WHATVER YOU SAY IS GAY SHUT UP

1:Musashi> I CUT YOPU WOPSHIT FUJSML TARBABY

3:Musashi> i need to change my name to musashi<white>

7:Musashi> MY GRANDPA WAS A SLAVE

1:Musashi> cad ill put a hatchet square in your frontal lobe

1:Musashi> THE FLYING WHITE DOG CRASHES INTO BUILDING AND THE BOY FALLS OFF AND DIES IN NEVERLAND

1:ninety9> EAT SHIT AND LIVE AND FALL DOWN DOWN SOME STAIRS AND LIVE THEN BE PUT IN A HOSPITAL AND DIE OF MALPRACTICE

1:ninety9> momma had a big brown beaver

1:Musashi> hell i dont even like asian girls

7:Musashi> i got axed for being jewish

7:Musashi> its my sister lol

3:Musashi> ill rape your face

3:Musashi> im going to go run around like a lunatic to get my anger out, afk

3:MageAgnstTheMachine> AND ILL BLOW YOUOA HSJ

3:MageAgnstTheMachine> AND ILL RAPE YOUR SHADOW

1:Benno> WHY DONT YOU GO TO THE UBBLACHUKA AND BUY SOME NERTOOTOO

1:Musashi> yeah because beating off with other guys is mad cool

1:Musashi> base owned like a 5 dollar cheap thing thats inexpensive

1:Photoshop> IM GOING TO BANG MYSELF FU

7:ninety9> SOMEONE GIVE ME BLUE PILL H(S&AHSASHAPSGH dead baby

1:Musashi> YAKUZU FIGHT RIT HONOR, TRIAD FIGHT RIT NO HONOR. STAB YOU IN BACK WITH SUBARU PART AND LEAVE DEAD FISH PAINTED YELLOW IN HOUSE ROOM FOR LIVING

1:Musashi> checking out the 13yr olds

1:Benno> i took the bus today, SUCK IT

1:Musashi> I LOOK LIKE A LESBIAN

1:Musashi> i eat nuts all the live long day

1:Musashi> damn ****s

1:Musashi> just <3 whites

1:Musashi> IM WHITE TOO

1:Musashi> brb im going to murder everyone within a 50 mile radius

1:Musashi> ill cut you in fucking half jrewisdsidkSICPLIIHATEY OU

1:Musashi> sigh im not talking anymore since JEDI>CONNI_CHUNG is a logging fool

7:Musashi> IK IM GOING TO RUN AROUND ALOT I HOPE YOU FALL NUKEKH DU HEW OK>? STFU STUFJSU DIEIDIEI SONSOFJITCHES

1:Musashi> BRB CUTTING WRISTS

1:Musashi> brb checking if I have a family

1:Mr. Musashi II> hey your tits are almost as big as mine

1:Musashi> FUCKING DICKSHIT FUCKCOCK GAY FUCKOIG FUCKER DIE SHIT FACED FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKHEAD FUCKER FUCKUING CLOWNSHOE

1:Benno> IM FLIPPING OUT!!!111

1:Benno> IM A JAP IM FLIPPING OUT

1:Musashi> IM FAT + BONES + SKIN + JEW BRAIN

1:Benno> <--- NIPSAUDPIANS87h09a8s809n*AHS&9td68s0yds-97d96-*&^DS*S%D[gds;'5d765;'

1:Benno> EATING MILKY GOO ALWAYS MAKES ME FEEL BETTER

jeganwar: AZNS ARE UGLY

1:ninety9> im "uhdsaaukhsda" irl

1:ninety9> i need fixall penis cream

1:Musashi> i love you all

1:musAshi> i could bite someone to death (omg that would be so sexy), gfg

Benno> I will make an excellent house wife someday

Musashi> AHSIAHSILAHSAHSJLASAJJUSA die irl is starting! ?go tohell to play!! - Musashi <MAGE>

1:newb zealand> canada is cool

1:newb zealand> brb grabbing some nuts

1:ninety9> i have more hair then your mom

1:ninety9> im mormon

1:ninety9> did you even get the song i put up about sister :/

1:ninety9> btw u fags, im eating sausages not wanking

Benno> i shop at ross, IM MEXICAN

1:musashi> sry i dont like azns

1:musashi> afk screaming and rammign head in to wall

1:musashi> omg bob's voice is sexy <3

1:musashi> WOMEN SUCK

1:Benno> how long was she on, maybe it was my sister. I dont know how my mom could have picked me up and talked to you

1:Benno> if it was my mom, im fucked. if it was my sister, I have more dirt on her so she wont say a thing, but will now thing im gay

musashi> IF I DIE NOW IM GOING TO BE SO PISSED

musashi> btw sister = tara

3:musashi> miser is like WTF GO TO SLEEP COME TO BED

1:musashi> IM SO MAD CENT TOOK SARAS VIRGINITYIOY*DOSY*SDYGIOSDGIO:SHGIOSHD:GIOHSDOIGHS IODHG]

1:musashi> CENT MADE MY SISTER BLEED HER VIRGIN WALL ALL OVER MY KITCHEN TABLE IT TOOK HOURS TO CLEAN!!!

1:ninety9> BAGHSYBHS YES SISTER

1:musashi> pheonixmiser is my hero irl, ill never be as cool as him

1:musashi> i wish i were pheonixmiser

1:hokusai> i wish my paretns got me boobs when i graduated HS

1:hideki> oh i cant read

1:warbirdamateur#1> i set the microwave on fire

1:Ghidrah> brb killing children

1:Ghidrah> i eat my boogers

1:Ghidrah> my glasses landed in semen :/

3:za gophar> my wiener slammed into your mom? 3:Ghidrah> yes

1:Ghidrah> NO HOUSE ABNUISYJKGASBTUDS

jeganwar: I WANT TO FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL

1:Benno> sigh calling me french and a pedophile is so redundant

jeganwar: sigh i pissed on the floor by accident

1:Gunship Politico> im going to piss all over the bath tub brb

1:ninety9> I failed my way to the top too

1:ninety9> finnally, they're tactics are on par with our domestic house pets

1:musashi> PUSH YOU FAGS

1:musashi> tell miser slow acting eel poison can take up to 10 years to kill if the dose is small

1:musashi> which is why i surround my self with cockblocker friends irl becuase i hate myself

green shel> YOU GOHELL.COM AND YOU DIE

8:musashi> just wondering, can you go to jail for having underage porn on your comp

7:musashi> im so happy i could bathe

1:musashi> im going to have surgery to make my eyes slantier so i can fit in with my north korean comrades







Cadmiel:

1:Cadmiel> DRUGS ARE GOOD, AND WHEN YOU DO THEM PEOPLE THINK THAT YOU'RE COOL

1:Cadmiel> Seriously though, I could send you my beard clippings 9

1:Cadmiel> I've learned my lesson, no more fucking around with crazy bitches

1:Op>Cadmiel> WHALES ARE DELICIOUS, SAVE THEM FOR THE BARBECUE

1:Op>Cadmiel> Sioux nation vs. Swedes, ez pz blonde scalps for all


apt:

7:apt> i havent gotten laid in so long, i almost raped a 14 year old girl yesterday

7:apt> STFU UR NOT APT

7:apt> im going to cry now afk


Jerome:

1:Jerome> fuck yourself, youll get more pussy

7:Conceive> omg i got high last night and woke up with no pubes and the worst razorburn in history

1:jerome> 1:00 pm- wake up 2:00- shower 3:00- chill 6:00- get high 9:00- watch musashi bitch about railroads, food, sister, etc

1:jEROME> this is the way women were meant to be seen, LABELED AS NUMBERS IN CATEGORIES

Jerome> watch arrogant come back to 1980 and kill PriitK

1:Jerome> no im jk, but fyi, asian cunt tastes like fish

1:Jerome> i think im gonna go dl 50 gigs of asian porn and see if the reason musashi denies his sister's existence is because of...a dark secret

1:Jerome> yes, "hiroshima" means "owned irl" in japanese

1:Jerome> sigh dad caught me walking to the bathroom with some grocery bags and a case of rubber bands

1:Jerome> that was so ironic alanis morissette probably felt a tingling as she was sucking some dudes cock for crack money

7:Jerome> it involves some weed, a jew, a chick, two cellphones, a party, like 4 deaths and rapid consumption of mountain dew

7:Jerome> ON THE THIRD DAY GOD CREATED THE REMINGTON BOLT ACTION .33, AND SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD, AND ON THE FOURTH DAY HE USED IT TO KILL DINOSAURS AND HOMOSEXUALS

[dchao]

Let me be the first to say: I don't get it.

[Facetious]

why did i just read every sentence of that

[eehh]

make a resume in one (1) sentence, and i'll read it.

[colony]

lemme sum it up for you in one word: crap.

[Jeansi]

make a resume in one (1) sentence, and i'll read it.

Funny 1-liners mostly and some bits of entertaining convo's.

What's so new about this? The file has been unchanged for something like a year already.

[Jerome Scuggs]

yeah it's old but classic.

most of those are inside jokes so alot of the people won't get it but there are a few gems

[Bioture]

Let me be the first to say: I don't get it.

The material may not be funny to boring people and/or homosexuals.

[apt]

ALL OF WHICH YOU QUALIFY FOR DCHAO, CONGRATULATIONS

[dchao]

Wtf apt?

7:apt> im going to cry now afk

[Edify]

yeah it's old but classic.

most of those are inside jokes so alot of the people won't get it but there are a few gems

great...inside jokes

[ogron]

that was actually pretty funny, i dont know why people are flaming (no ones forcing you to read it).

my favs:


1:Benno> when u wake up in a wet bed and u didnt wet it, RESPECT

1:ninety9> EAT SHIT AND LIVE AND FALL DOWN DOWN SOME STAIRS AND LIVE THEN BE PUT IN A HOSPITAL AND DIE OF MALPRACTICE

1:Musashi> checking out the 13yr olds

1:musashi> CENT MADE MY SISTER BLEED HER VIRGIN WALL ALL OVER MY KITCHEN TABLE IT TOOK HOURS TO CLEAN!!!

1:musashi> PUSH YOU FAGS

8:musashi> just wondering, can you go to jail for having underage porn on your comp

1:jEROME> this is the way women were meant to be seen, LABELED AS NUMBERS IN CATEGORIES

Jerome> watch arrogant come back to 1980 and kill PriitK

1:Jerome> i think im gonna go dl 50 gigs of asian porn and see if the reason musashi denies his sister's existence is because of...a dark secret