so i am lying in bed last night

[Edify]

u should have left him tied there even though his hand was purple. wait a few more colors, maybe brownish-black.

finally my roommate opened up and was taken away by the ra.

what is this "ra" u speak of?

Ok why the hell did you let these people do this in the first place, the second someone came into my room yelling while I was trying to sleep some shit would be going down. If someone pissed on my stuff they would get their neck slit. You just layed in your bed trying to ignore it?!?! WTF MAN, THEN you say to them "ummmm excuse me sir but I think you're going to have to pay for that" like seriously, his face would be a bloody mess if it was me.

[Spybreak!]

fucking lushes, too bad alcohol poisoning doesn't happen more often
^-^

I had a night where someone drunk was crashing in my room, I leave my room for a moment to brush and whatnot. I come back and I see that he vomited upward like a spray hose and it almost reached the ceiling, leaving shit for me to clean up all over; futon, carpet, blanket, backpack...etc

Alcohol is nothing but a nuisance

[NaiLed]

what the fucking shit... i hate people

[Ilya]

tell it to your blog

[DoTheFandango]

Man, I'm glad most girls aren't like that.

wrong.

[Pandagirl!]

Man, I'm glad most girls aren't like that.

[Mr. Peanuts]

I'm glad I'm not going to uni.

[Suzie-Q.]

oh thats bad, cant wait for uni

i had a party where a guy came and drank a bottle of vodka and proceded to jerk off and piss on himself and my carpet, but i kinder expected it really.

[Facetious]

my roommate puked on some of my stuff once but neither of us ever peed on anything. except my one friend who pissed in the janitors closet.

[ogron]

holy shit!

i feel horrible for you!

personally i would have yelled at those fucking bitches even if they werent loud, because i hate people in general, especially obnoxious sluts.

at least he got fined 175$, and he can buy you a new backpack and shit. and make sure you riddle him with guilt about it too, and exaggerate and lie about what he did so that he feels even worse.

[bloodzombie]

You shoulda left him tied to the bed and pissed on him.

[Dant-Zu]

What a roommate. Jesus!

[Bullit]

Wow man wow. The closest story to that to my college life would be when my friend threw up on the floor from a night of drinking and my other roomate tripped on it stumbling in from the house. But you seem pretty mellow I would be fucking pissed off. What did he piss on that was your stuff? Clothes? Your roomate owes you big.

[RoDNeY]

im glad im 14 and have no roomates...