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I went to bed at 1:00 a.m. I wasnt that tired yet so i was lying in bed, and right when im starting to zone out, the door busts open and my roommate and 3 other people, 2 girls and a guy, walk in loudly. i had no idea that my roommate would have guests, and i was kind of annoyed at them being so loud, but i could handle it. well the 2 dumb girls were being a couple loudasses and they had to go to the bathroom so they walked out all loudly and come back a few minutes later still being loud. at this point were were all five in the room, door closed, and i was pretending to be asleep. then there was some knocking on the door. i knew it was our ra and the loud bitches woke him up. he kept knocking for 5 minutes while the girls tried to hide or something. finally my roommate opened up and was taken away by the ra.
about 20 minutes later i am still being kept awake by these people and the tv, and it is hot as fuck in the room but for some reason i am still pretending to be asleep so i cant kick the covers off. i should have yelled at them i dont know why i didnt. then my roommate walks in and tells them that he got fined 175 dollars. a few minutes later i think i might have fallen asleep, but not for long.
the door busts open again, and the people in my room started yelling at the person who had come in. it was my roommate; i hadnt realized that he left but i guess he went out and got TOTALLY trashed. he was incredibly shitfaced. he keeps stumbling around and they keep yelling at him and laughing, and all of the sudden i hear someone pissing and they are all like "oh my god..." i thought by the sound of it he was pissing in the sink, but then i hear the words "dude stop pissing all over your roommates shit!!" i went into denial. i thought there was no way that was happening. i thought he might have missed a little on the way to the sink. then it stopped. i was beginning to wake up very quickly.. all of the sudden my roommate is climbing up on my bed and all trying to get on top of me. i was like "WHAT THE FUCK GET THE FUCK OFF ME" and i pushed him off on the ground and the lights went on. i asked where the piss was and they said dont worry about it. then i saw it. it was fucking all over my backpack and a pilllow that had been on the ground below my desk. there was a small puddle on my desk too. i didnt know what to do. i was just swearing my ass off and then everyone put my roommate back to bed and i told them they owe me money and they said ok and left.
it was all downhill from there. i put all the piss soaked shit in a bag and either washed it or threw it away. thank god he pissed on the pillow, it acted like a sponge and soaked up a lot of it. he also pissed on my backpack, which i washed, but had to throw away some notebooks and folders. nothing much was in it luckily. while doing all this i took out some rope and tied my roommate down to his bed so he wouldnt get up again and piss all over the place while i was in the laundry room. he was so drunk he had no idea what was going on.. he tugged at the rope for a few seconds and passed out. after a while his hand was starting to turn purple and i realized he would wet the bed so i cut the rope and started dragging him by the arm to the bathroom to make him piss. he was like no dude im fine im fine so i was like ok fuck that and i just blockaded my side of the room with furniture. then i used a knife and cut off a bug chunk of carpet that he pissed on. after some scrubbing and ferbreezing, i finally went to bed once and for all at 6 am.
the end.
about 20 minutes later i am still being kept awake by these people and the tv, and it is hot as fuck in the room but for some reason i am still pretending to be asleep so i cant kick the covers off. i should have yelled at them i dont know why i didnt. then my roommate walks in and tells them that he got fined 175 dollars. a few minutes later i think i might have fallen asleep, but not for long.
the door busts open again, and the people in my room started yelling at the person who had come in. it was my roommate; i hadnt realized that he left but i guess he went out and got TOTALLY trashed. he was incredibly shitfaced. he keeps stumbling around and they keep yelling at him and laughing, and all of the sudden i hear someone pissing and they are all like "oh my god..." i thought by the sound of it he was pissing in the sink, but then i hear the words "dude stop pissing all over your roommates shit!!" i went into denial. i thought there was no way that was happening. i thought he might have missed a little on the way to the sink. then it stopped. i was beginning to wake up very quickly.. all of the sudden my roommate is climbing up on my bed and all trying to get on top of me. i was like "WHAT THE FUCK GET THE FUCK OFF ME" and i pushed him off on the ground and the lights went on. i asked where the piss was and they said dont worry about it. then i saw it. it was fucking all over my backpack and a pilllow that had been on the ground below my desk. there was a small puddle on my desk too. i didnt know what to do. i was just swearing my ass off and then everyone put my roommate back to bed and i told them they owe me money and they said ok and left.
it was all downhill from there. i put all the piss soaked shit in a bag and either washed it or threw it away. thank god he pissed on the pillow, it acted like a sponge and soaked up a lot of it. he also pissed on my backpack, which i washed, but had to throw away some notebooks and folders. nothing much was in it luckily. while doing all this i took out some rope and tied my roommate down to his bed so he wouldnt get up again and piss all over the place while i was in the laundry room. he was so drunk he had no idea what was going on.. he tugged at the rope for a few seconds and passed out. after a while his hand was starting to turn purple and i realized he would wet the bed so i cut the rope and started dragging him by the arm to the bathroom to make him piss. he was like no dude im fine im fine so i was like ok fuck that and i just blockaded my side of the room with furniture. then i used a knife and cut off a bug chunk of carpet that he pissed on. after some scrubbing and ferbreezing, i finally went to bed once and for all at 6 am.
the end.
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