so i am lying in bed last night

[Edify]

u should have left him tied there even though his hand was purple. wait a few more colors, maybe brownish-black.

finally my roommate opened up and was taken away by the ra.

what is this "ra" u speak of?

[Galleleo]

Last new year, not this one but the year before, my foster bro was over and he was sleeping in the guest room, so his bag with all his clothles and stuff was there, my bro comes home totally wasted, was around 4 am or something, so he went upstairs (his room was in the attic) to bed, me and my fosterbro go upstairs at like 4.30 am or something, so my fosterbro was in his room, and I went to the toilet, hear my bro coming downstairs, and all of sudden my foster bro runs out of his room and he is all like OMG Mark (my bro's name) is pissing all over my bag, so min later my bro gets out of the guestroom and just walks back upstairs, we say stuff he doesn't hear anything, turns out he just stood there and pissed all over my foster bro's bag, and it was open so he pissed in it really, all his clothles and stuff. And my bro didn't remember a single thing..

This year my bro was again terribly wasted, so he went home, his home, and somewhere along the way (I don't exactly know what happened, he went home alone from some kind of bar he had been) he just went down HARD. Next day he came over with this huge wound just above his eyebrow, his brand new glasses, not even a day old, broken, 200 euro down the drain. Turns out he just went to bed at home after he fell and didn't go to a dokter or anything, so it didn't get stitched up, so he is gonna have one nasty scar there.. HAHA (ya I don't really like my bro)

I am so happy I don't drink.

[Pandagirl!]

wrong.

Well maybe the girls you hang out with are like that.

[za gophar]

i had to stay quiet because i knew that i would be in on the trouble if the RA knew i was aware of what was going on.. yeah im going pretty easy on him but really this is the first time we've had a problem and i believe in letting people mess up once. i dont think it will happen again but if it does he is in deep shit.

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

Back when I lived in the dorms, my roomate drunkenly pissed into my closet, thinking it was a urinal. When I told him about it the next day, he was sincerely apologetic and offered to pay for anything that was messed up. He was a good guy, just got way too drunk that night. It really depends on if your roomate is generally a pretty decent guy.

As far as Spybreak's "alcohol is evil" argument--anything's evil if done in excess. Alcohol's good stuff if you know how to handle it and know your limits. The problem arises when people either don't know their limits and just go too far by accident, or push it too far deliberately. So no, alcohol's not bad. Alcoholism, on the other hand, is.

[ZeUs!!]

The problem arises when people either don't know their limits and just go too far by accident, or push it too far deliberately.

I'm the one who got the trolley and is taking the picture:

[pv=nrt]

I had a friend crashing at my place becuase he was too drunk to drive home. In the middle of the night I hear this leaking sound and awake to him pissing on my keyboard and computer chair. I was like wtf and he was so drunk he didn't notice. The next morning he bought me a new keyboard.

[Fit of Rage]

Hey hey hey-- back off my maiden squad Conc.

But really, sucks about that za. I sure hope you somehow get him to pay for shit.

[Twerp]

[sarc.]College sounds really cool now[/sarc.] :P

[za gophar]

well it's sure a lot better than highschool. really, this experience is just one night in thousands. in college you wake up later, go to less classes, classes are more interesting, and you are always with your friends and having good times.

[Twerp]

Not sure it is for all colleges, but my brothers college classes don't start till around 10. Looks like he gets to sleep in, except he's out partying or playing guitar, etc. Then he goes to bed at 2. College actually sounds a lot better than high school except for the fact that you have to pay for stuff :P

[Galleleo]

If you got uni in the netherlands, you don't even have to go to your classes, aslong as you get a certain amount of studypoints per year, wich means attending certain classes at certain times and doing your exams. But for the rest, you are free to come and go as you like.

[Facetious]

i had to stay quiet because i knew that i would be in on the trouble if the RA knew i was aware of what was going on..

za gophar sounds like david spades character in pcu

[Bioture]

Speaking of piss, on new years my friend had his car peed on. The guy who did it wasnt being conspicous or anything either, he stood on the hood of the car and peed into the windshield while 20 or so people watched him.

Initially, these white girls ran into the house and was like "SOMEONE IS PEEING ON YOUR CAR!" and I got excited because I was kinda drunk and thought it was my car.

Edit: College life is great, but since I'm double majoring I'm plagued with a lot of classes. I live in an apt for 4 people, everyone gets their own bedrooms so its never that bad. But all my roomates are black, so this lifestyle increases my blood pressure dramatically due to all the fried foods I eat.

[apt]

We had this kid who got kicked out of his house looking for a place to stay, so we let him stay at our place, well, in my roomates closet, we had no other rooms. It was like a walk in closet and he just slept in it, we hated this kids ass, he was annoying and a wanna be punk rocker. Biggest pussy you'll ever meet. So one night me and my roomate came back from drinking and shit, and this kid is sleeping on my roomates bed. We're like what the fuck, so i whip out my dick and piss all over this kids body for about 2 minutes, i had a lot of piss. Was fucking hilarious, next morning he woke up, he's like guys I woke up all wet and shit was wierd, I was like yea, someone must've spilled beer on you by accident last night.