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  • #16
    Originally posted by jesus=terrorist
    Her forehead is a bit prodigious and misshapen. I think she's part dolphin, and can send sonar waves from that protrusion on her frontal lobe.

    The female dolphin can be either masturbated or fucked, depending on your gender. Roll the dolphin gently to her side, belly towards you, and prop yourself on an elbow to stay face-to-face with her.
    Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, they have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.

    One thing to note. Always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you.

    In conclusion, good luck, and if you have a baby with a dolphin, don't forget to tell someone other than the National Enquirer.


    [parts taken from the: "Guide; how to fuck a dolphin"]
    Originally posted by Disliked
    However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.


    Originally posted by concealed
    when i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X

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    • #17
      fuck you, dolphinsex.org
      Originally posted by Ward
      OK.. ur retarded case closed

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      • #18
        My flatmate so nearly caught me reading a guide on how to fuck a dolphin
        USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
        ---A few minutes later---
        9:cool koen> you scorereseted
        9:Kim> UM
        9:Kim> i didn't
        9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
        9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
        9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
        9:pascone> lol?

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        • #19
          crv made this thread.
          The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

          Originally posted by Richard Creager
          All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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          • #20
            Can't tell you how relieved I was to read he copied and pasted that from somewhere. For a sec, I thought he was some Ace Ventura mofo speaking from personal experience.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by bloodzombie
              She's hot until she talks.
              hahahahaha

              like, STFu and suck it! :grin:
              -Kawrae

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              • #22
                jennifer garner SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!
                PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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                • #23
                  Screw jenifer garner, Now theres the Olsen Twins, They are definately the hottest girls around in Holly Wood, Plus they are TWINS, Just ... Sorry had a brief day dream.. But TWINS.. shit man!
                  Lofty> Why must I sit in my chat, listening to some pseudo-homosexual adolescent males go over my looks with such care

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                  • #24
                    They're fucking sticks, how can you find them attractive? Alyssa Milano, Brianna Banks, Kristen Kreuk, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jennifer Connely, hell even Jennifer Lopez. Find some women with meat on their bones to drool over.
                    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Killer Soldier
                      Screw jenifer garner, Now theres the Olsen Twins, They are definately the hottest girls around in Holly Wood, Plus they are TWINS, Just ... Sorry had a brief day dream.. But TWINS.. shit man!
                      They cant be considered whole people. They're going to look like you sucked their face out later on in their 30's.

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                      • #26
                        i don't want to be with a chick who doubles her weight if i cum in her mouth. (ED NOTE: the cum can be placed in any oraface -- i can't spell )



                        P.S. My cum is 87.35 lbs (on average)
                        The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                        Originally posted by Richard Creager
                        All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                        • #27
                          my eyes deceived me for a moment - the thread on top of this one is nake picutres of hot girls, and i thought it said "naked picutes of jennifer garner"
                          Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                          apt>yes u can wtf
                          apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                          apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                          apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                          Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                          apt>na
                          apt>ill show you pictures
                          apt>next time I masturbate

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by za gophar
                            my eyes deceived me for a moment - the thread on top of this one is nake picutres of hot girls, and i thought it said "naked picutes of jennifer garner"
                            Then you shouldnt have come to this thread. Who'd wanna see that?

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                            • #29
                              Apparently Crv since he likes dolphin sex so much.
                              Thrashing> "That'll be 25.99, thank you for buying, please come again"
                              Thrashing> "LET'S FUCK!"
                              Thrashing> Like that, Ott?
                              Catgirl> rofl
                              Missy> o.O im so leaving this chat

                              Kim> hal, say fit of rage sucks ballz
                              fit of r> here, i'll do it for you
                              fit of r> I SUCK BALLS
                              Kim> loool
                              fit of r> I LOVE BIG HAIRY MAN BALLS

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Torn Wing
                                Then you shouldnt have come to this thread. Who'd wanna see that?
                                me.
                                Originally posted by Tone
                                Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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