Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Now there is a guide for everything.

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Now there is a guide for everything.

    http://query.nytimes.com/gst/abstrac...A80894DD404482

    http://www.boston.com/news/world/lat...entry_decried/

    About 1.5 million copies of the pocket-size book titled ''Guide for the Mexican Immigrant" were published by Mexico's Foreign Relations Department and distributed as a free supplement in comic books popular with adults that are sold throughout the country.

    The comic book's introduction shows an illustration of three men huddling by riverbank bushes accompanied by the statement, ''This guide is intended to give you some practical advice that could be of use if you already have made the difficult decision to seek new job opportunities outside your country."

    ''Crossing a river can be very risky, especially if you cross alone and at night," the booklet warns. ''Heavy clothing becomes heavier when wet, and this makes swimming or floating difficult."
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

  • #2
    http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2597
    NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

    internet de la jerome

    because the internet | hazardous

    Comment


    • #3
      bwahahaha
      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

      Comment


      • #4
        Cool, more people to subjugate under my iron fist.

        Comment

        Working...
        X