Biggest screwup

[Dameon Angell]

Hollywood video or Blockbuster, or something else, NN?

[Ewan]

Is that fine the fine you're going to get, or just what the fine would be if you were caught?

[Jeansi]

God bless america.

[froedrick]

I guess it's all over and everybody's learned their lesson. The moral of the story: Never let Rudy give milk to Terrorists.

hahahaha

[Ephemeral]

God bless america.

I'm pretty sure that USA doesn't have a monopoly on screwups. I'm also pretty sure that making sweeping generalizations is a sure way to be wrong.

[RoDNeY]

mom ever walk in when ur doing stuff with ur gf? ......

[Rudy]

mom ever walk in when ur doing stuff with ur gf? ......

No. But it might teach her to fucking knock before entering!

[Ace]

OK not to bad but last week monday I started a new job, in a factory, forgot my workboots, was about 4 hours later and the boss noticed, then today (I work in a paint booth) it was almost the end of the shift and I reach to put the paint gun away and I knocked over about 1.5 liters of paint thinner over and well kinda felt stupid, 2 bosses were over to see what was going on with in 3 mins.

[Edify]

i doubt the milk thing is true unless you put arsenic in the milk. Milk is made of of water and fats. Nothing that would kill the enviroment. Otherwise you would not be able to drain milk down the city sewers.

beware the expired milk

[Roggan]

This isnt even close to what happend to you guys, but here it is anyway.


Back when i was working in a resteraunt, i was in charge of running our large Chicken Broaster on saturday nites. Its a rather simple task, you put the pre-breaded chicken into the roater a certain way, close it, and turn it on, then take it out. Well, it came to the end of the nite, and i was cleaning it. At the bottom of the roaster is a large red valve, and you open it to drain the grease into a bucket. The bad part comes, when it is time to dump the filtered, 400 degree hot oil back INTO the roaster.

You guessed it, i left the valve open, and about 4 gallon of this steaming hot shit went all over the floor.

3 hours later, it was all cleaned up, although i ruined 2 mop-heads in the process :turned:

[Fit of Rage]

<long stories about milk>

No use crying over spilled milk.

I couldn't resist.

Anyway, good to hear that Rudy.

[Rosstones]

Ive worked at two different Pharmacies in the last 3 yrs.. one time this bitch ordered over 88,000 in Viagra or Protonix. But we just sent it back.. so it's not that bad.

[bloodzombie]

I was waiting tables and this funny guy used to come in and get drunk and leave me huge tips, like 50%. So one time he asks me to drive him and a friend around (friend owned the restaraunt that I worked at) so that they could get drunk. I'd drive him and his friend around in his cadillac for $50 for the night (and I assumed a huge tip, since this guy threw money around like crazy), so I said yes.

The whole night went basically fine until the last bar when the guy comes out and asks me to come in for a beer with them, I start to follow him, then realize that I just locked the keys in the car.

We didn't get home until 5am. I felt like a real moron.

[Stabwound]

We live in the country, and last year I was burning a bunch of broken branches and old crap when I was cleaning up the yard. I wasn't really thinking, and I threw an old tire into the fire. I checked it out about 10 minutes later and of course there was tons of thick black smoke blowing right across the field right into the neighbours yard which is like 500 feet away. I got a big plastic garbage can and filled it with water to put the fire out; it took like 2-3 trips but it was way too late by then. Luckily nothing happened, because it's a huge fine to burn tires here, but I ended up going to a few houses and apologizing. <_<

Man that was stupid.

[BleakFuture]

I "accidentally" left the nozzle for the industrial sized fork-liftable vat of cleaning alchohol open a little bit.
Luckily I came back when it was only half on, closed it, ran and got my supervisor, was apologising eighteen times a second and offered to clean it up pronto by myself. (mind you these are like 275-gallon/1,040-liter containers, and this one was almost full)
But he said "meh, happens to the best of us" and had me go get a yellow rainsuit, rubber boots and mask on, and help the guys who are supposed to clean these things up. Plus he had to call down to the water treatment plant that handles all the waste water, and have them divert the next 5 hours of water into a special vat and treat it for "alchohol tainting".
It was neat, but hella scary because of the mad dash it caused. (plus i got special chemical-ish training for it)