Biggest screwup

[Burzum]

Sure hope you are not allowed to smoke at job, or else the situation could get a little, well, hot.

As an interesting anecdote form my life, I was once working at Henkel, a cosmetics producer, and was in charge of quality control of empty shampoo bottles (which are made from extremely heated plastic). As chance would have it, my boss was having bday the very same day and brought about 10 bottles of wine with him, so we didn't really work that day but rather drank like it was the last day of our lives. I got wasted within 2 hours. Then, when a machine suddenly malfunctioned, I was stupid enough to try to pull out the deformed mass of plastic that built up inside it with bare hands... Suffice to say I couldnt hold anything for the next 3 weeks having been granted burn blisters the size of apricots.

[Theif of Time]

This isnt even close to what happend to you guys, but here it is anyway.


Back when i was working in a resteraunt, i was in charge of running our large Chicken Broaster on saturday nites. Its a rather simple task, you put the pre-breaded chicken into the roater a certain way, close it, and turn it on, then take it out. Well, it came to the end of the nite, and i was cleaning it. At the bottom of the roaster is a large red valve, and you open it to drain the grease into a bucket. The bad part comes, when it is time to dump the filtered, 400 degree hot oil back INTO the roaster.

You guessed it, i left the valve open, and about 4 gallon of this steaming hot shit went all over the floor.

3 hours later, it was all cleaned up, although i ruined 2 mop-heads in the process

I do something similar to that, cleaning out the deep fryer. Theres a filter machine thingy on wheels that we have to run underneath the pipe at the bottom of it, but its pretty clearly labbeled "DRAIN" so its ok.
One of the most amusing things that I saw happen was someone grabbed a pizza out of the oven, went to toss it onto box so it could be cut up, and it slid right over the box and into the rubbish bin on the other side. D:

[DoTheFandango]

The biggest screw up was reviving this thread.

Douchebag.

[BleakFuture]

Originally posted by Burzum
Sure hope you are not allowed to smoke at job, or else the situation could get a little, well, hot.

Fortunately, it's a potato processing plant (we make french fries, hashbrowns, etc) and there IS very hot areas with grease and whatnot, but this was in the freezer area, I guess alchohol sits better in a cooler place.(plus theres no smoking in the plant)

But yeah, my supervisor always thought I was a smart kid until this 'incident'

[Ashlee]

gj bumping up like a 9-monther

[Kyace]

gj bumping up like a 9-monther

Even Jacko waits until they are 11 before bumping them.

[Subjugation]

Whatever happened to Rudy's 50k fine? Did the dude ever come back?

[Hydride]

sorry dude

this doesnt top it but my mom caught me jacking off

I can beat that. My friend's girlfriend (They are at age 15) was sucking my bud off.. He popped a blood vessel and all this blood squirted out i guess. He had to show his penis to his mom with the blood on it and everything.. then he later told me the doctor made him get an erection to see what happens

i seriously felt for him

[Ashlee]

then he later told me the doctor made him get an erection to see what happens

ahahahahdkajdadcdsse

[Troll King]

I can beat that...the doctor made him get an erection to see what happens...i seriously felt for him

That's what I got from his post

[Liquid Blue]

Man you gotta give his girl a medal or something though, blood-vessels don't pop for nothing. Girl must have been going at it like it's 1999. Like a hoover, I tell you.


...Black hole in space, sucking the life out of his grand-kids for pete's sake.

[Rudy]

Bumping an old thread is only okay if you're contributing a valid point or response to the topic, which seems to be the case here. No harm done.

And no, I didn't have to pay the 50K. I was in a situation where the mistake was more the result of poor management and foresight, so they smoothed everything over after scaring the bejesus out of me.

On a side note, these same customs held containers which initially got me into trouble have been stockpiled up at the docks (think end scenes of I, robot) for several weeks because a new customs system they installed nationwide doesn't work. These containers have a lot of stock and whatnot bound for shelves for Christmas and if they don't have it running within the next few days, Christmas will be cancelled in Australia. I'm not even kidding.
Now that's a screwup.

[Subjugation]

Lol, holy shit. No Santee Claus to bring anyone stockings full of Tim Tams! That would suck.

Tim Tams ftw!

[Evasive]

Tim Tang is Ilyaz's best friend.

[Ashlee]

These containers have a lot of stock and whatnot bound for shelves for Christmas and if they don't have it running within the next few days, Christmas will be cancelled in Australia. I'm not even kidding.
Now that's a screwup.

If your Christmas is cancelled, I'll send you something through the mail