Instant Oil

[Twerp]

I have this project that I'm doing and we are supposed to be making an invention. I chose this little device that created oil. I need to have ideas that will persuade people to buy this. So far I have:

Environmentally safe
No more harmful drilling
It will save money
SUV's are no longer a problem
and global warming reduction (fits into how it creates oil)

Do any of you have any more ideas that would persuade people to buy it?


EDIT: We are not really making it.

[ZeUs!!]

You don't need to invade anyone for it?

[Rudy]

It doubles as lube

[Blindmonkey21]

Kills dolphins extra fast.
Easy to rub down your lover with
Edible
Black
makes cars move.

[Overburn]

you will be the coolest person on the block.

[Troll King]

You don't need to invade anyone for it?

Or worse, they'll invade you for having it.

[pv=nrt]

unless it makes all the different amount of byproducts from crude oil, then they others will still have to be produced, thus you can't say no more drilling and reduce global warming. Also, most green house effects are caused by by products of combustion. Unless, you elminate that you aren't gonna make a dent.


points to ponder



you should make a machine that allows people to type letters onto a screen and send them around the world to a certian other user. Call it person typing chat machine.

[Rudy]

If you buy TV space showing a gorgeous babe pouring the oil all over her neked bod, people will buy it, whether it's beneficial to the environment or not.

On a side note you might find ridiculously funny. I was speaking to a truck driver whose son in law who went to live in the States selling bottles that essentially do little more than preserve your breath. Apparently, he's made millions from it. Don't be suprised if you see fans trying to get celebrities to blow into bottles as if they were coppers conducting random breath tests. Why bother fishing in toilets for Pitt Poo or Pfeiffer's Faeces when you can literally take a star's breath away? Only in America.