worst lyric in a song people take seriously?

[Ezor]

i'd have to say metal has some of the worst lyrics ever

actually, i don't really know because you can't understand a fucking word they say

http://www.darklyrics.com/

Pick a band and laugh it up.

[Stultus]

Kansas - Opus Insert

There is something for all who look
There's a story in every book
All of the pages
Between all the lines, so much that you can find!


It reminds me of Reading Rainbow.

[Ezor]

take a look
its in a book
the reading rainbow

[Jeansi]

Outkast - Roses

I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo


Proclaimers - 500 Miles

I would walk 500 miles
And i would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked
A thousand miles to fall down at your door


o and we can't forget simon and garfunkle, can we? :wub:

Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,
Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style,
Talkin' to a raisin who 'casion'ly plays L.A.,
Casually glancing at his toupee.

Wish I was an English muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster.
I'd ease myself down,
Comin' up brown.
I prefer boysenberry
More than any ordinary jam.
I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan.

Ah, South California.

If I become a first lieutenant
Would you put my photo on your piano?
To Maryjane--
Best wishes, Martin.
(Old Roger draft-dodger
Leavin' by the basement door),
Everybody knows what he's
Tippy-toeing down there for

[Bioture]

any christian song fits the description

[Exotic]

You plug me in and turn me on. Turn on me. I am your device of manufactured hope. You plug me in and turn me into wires and blood. I am your trophy wife shaking hands with your guests. Hi my name is "yours". The unfortunate ones will be spared. We are the industry. I'm sorry but your name is not on the list. Your results do not comply. Your ashes will fuel the machine. We are the industry. We are the birth and the death.

thats the entire song, but i like it i guess ( not the lyrics)

[genocidal]

WTF ragging on Simon and Garfunkel!
And Outkast!
AND 500 miles. The band sucks but that song is catchy and I kinda like it.

[Jeansi]

actually if you ask me, it's pretty damn poetic, but it's a sucky lyric nevertheless.

[iNgeNfyRe]

any ashlee simpson song or post american idol kelly clarkson song

[ShadowHand]

MMMBOP BE DOOPEDOP

[Squeezer]

any ashlee simpson song or post american idol kelly clarkson song

que to Ilyander going "Oh my gosh no!"

[Jason]

shadowhand wants to tickle the anuses of the hanson brothers

or maybe he's not like that

HOW WOULD I KNOW?

[jeem]

http://www.darklyrics.com/

Pick a band and laugh it up.

this one's by my all-time favorite metal band, incubus:

I'm a sadistic sinner
I will slash you at will
It is the devil inside me
Who makes me wanna kill
Evil
And you will die by my hand
Killer
And I'll make you understand
Possessed
Just like the knife in my hand
Killer

[Jerome Scuggs]

and the truth
is you could slit my throat
and with my one last
[emo]dyyyyyiiinnnngggg[/emo] breath
i'd
[emo]apoooligize[/emo]
for bleeding on your shirt

edit`

taking back sunday "you're so last summer"

[Ekko]

Lenny Kravitz is so untalented it hurts. Good one, TK.
I'm gonna go with Simple Plan - Welcome to my life
you dont know what its like..
what its like..
to be hurt
to feel lost
to be left out in the dark
to be kicked when ur down
u feel like u've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down and no ones there to save you

Truly awful lyrics from an equally awful band. Maybe a semi-truck will run them all over. <_<

That song is like the definition of crap. I agree with you.