worst lyric in a song people take seriously?

[Facetious]

i think its "I counted the webs from all the spiders/catching things and eating their insides/Like indecision to call you" from that blink-182 song where they try to make the video look like the smashing pumpkins and the peoples voices are more annoying than anything ever. seriously, that is the worst simile ever written. the worst aspect of that song is that whenever i cant find something or someone, and think or say "where are you?" i get it stuck in my head.

[Troll King]

Lenny Kravitz - Lady

All of it, but in particular:

I'm crazy for that lady
She's chic but she's not shady yeah

[Facetious]

good one, that song truly is terrible

[DoTheFandango]

Is there anyone out there?
Cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe.

No, shut up.

[kites]

The start of that U2 song where he counts 1,2,3,14.

Personally I don't even care but my relatives are going crazy over it.

[ZeUs!!]

Shaking like a dog shittin' razorblades,
waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me
I'm waking up all alone, waking up so relieved
while you're taking your time with apologies,
I'm making my plans for revenge
Red eyes on orange horizons
If Columbus was wrong I'd drive straight off the edge
I'd drive straight off the edge

Taking your own life with boredom,
I'm taking my own life with wine -
it helps you to rule out the sorrow,
it helps me to empty my mind
Making the most of a bad time
I'm smoking the brains from my head
Leaving the coal calling the kettle black and orange and red
This kettle is seeing red

I've got a big fat fuckin' bone to pick with you my darling
In case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying
I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you,
plugged in and ready to fall

Shaking like a dog shittin' razorblades,
waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me
I'm waking up all alone, waking up so relieved
while you're taking your time with apologies,
I'm planning out my revenge
Red eyes on orange horizons
If Columbus was wrong I'd drive straight off the edge
I'm seeing red

I've got a big fat fuckin' bone to pick with you my darling
In case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying
I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you,
plugged in and ready to fall

Plugged in and ready to fall
Plugged in and ready to fall

Plugged in and ready to fall




CHEER UP!!!




Edit: I wouldn't mind if this was black gothic death thrash metal, but its a pop/punk/emo band!

I've got a book of matches
I've got a can of kerosene
I've got some bad ideas involving you and me
I don't blame you for walking away
I touched myself had thoughts of flames
I shat the bed and laid there in it
Thinking of you wide awake for days
Wide awake for days

And I found you tongue-tied in my twisted little brain
You couldn't crack a smile
I didn't catch your name
I don't blame you for walking away
I'd do the same if I saw me
I swear it's not contagious
In four short steps we can erase this

Step one -- slit my throat
Step two -- play in my blood
Step three -- cover me in dirty sheets and run laughing out of the house
Step four -- stop off at Edgebrook Creek and rinse your crimson hands
You took me hostage and made your demands
I couldn't meet them so you cut off my fingers, one by one

I'm like a broken record
I've got a needle scratching me
It injects the poison of alcohol I.V.
I don't blame you for walking away
I'd do the same if I saw me
I swear it's not contagious
I swear to God it's not contagious

Step one -- slit my throat
Step two -- play in my blood
Step three -- cover me in dirty sheets and run laughing out of the house
Step four -- stop at Lake Michigan and rinse your crimson hands
You took me hostage and made your demands
I couldn't meet them so you cut off my fingers, one by one

This could be love - love for fire
This could be love - love for fire
This could be love - love for fire
This could be love for fire forevermore

Step one -- slit my throat
Step two -- play in my blood
Step three -- cover me in dirty sheets and run laughing out of the house
Step four -- stop at Berkeley Marina and rinse your crimson hands
You took me hostage and made your demands
I couldn't meet them so you cut off my fingers, one by one
One by one

[Facetious]

i think the "yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah" and the "i feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllll llllllllllll feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeelllllllllllllllllll" parts are way worse than the 1 2 3 14 part, i think that part is kind of funny

[Ilya]

how'm i spose to love her
catch her mackin with the brothers


i mean, WHATS REALLY GOING ON HERE!?

[Facetious]

i like that alkaline trio song. "if columbus was wrong id drive straight off the edge" is pretty clever. im talking really bad lyrics here, not lyrics that are only bad because they are too emotional. in addition, you posted like 723532 lyrics, nobody is going to read any of them, we're talking passages here. you fucked up big time zeus.

[ZeUs!!]

It's only two songs! But yeah, I love those two songs but 10% of that is down to the lyrics making me laugh, not cry

[za gophar]

i dunno any off the top of my head but if i wanted to find some the first thing i would do would be to look at my female friends' aim profiles and away messages.

[Facetious]

truth

[SpiderMage]

I don't think it's a "worst lyric", but it's definately a song that way too many took seriously and ended up getting the artist in so much shit over, blaming him and what not...

Suicide is Painless - Marylin Manson

[genocidal]

Lenny Kravitz is so untalented it hurts. Good one, TK.
I'm gonna go with Simple Plan - Welcome to my life
you dont know what its like..
what its like..
to be hurt
to feel lost
to be left out in the dark
to be kicked when ur down
u feel like u've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down and no ones there to save you

Truly awful lyrics from an equally awful band. Maybe a semi-truck will run them all over. <_<

[Mr. Peanuts]

Bono is a pretentious bastard who does not deserve to be one of the richest artists of today.