Just get a motion-sensor flood light. Get a boy to install it when nobody(ie. your neighbour) is around. The next time the weirdo stalks in there he will get the surprise spotlight! :fear:
Congrats on all the haters... for real, be proud. :greedy:
Out of curiosity, why weren't your curtains/blinds shut.
USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
---A few minutes later---
9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
9:pascone> lol?
Thrashing> "That'll be 25.99, thank you for buying, please come again"
Thrashing> "LET'S FUCK!"
Thrashing> Like that, Ott?
Catgirl> rofl
Missy> o.O im so leaving this chat
Kim> hal, say fit of rage sucks ballz
fit of r> here, i'll do it for you
fit of r> I SUCK BALLS
Kim> loool
fit of r> I LOVE BIG HAIRY MAN BALLS
I'm not sure if that's something you would want to share with the world TK. Seriously, the smaller the pussie and the less hair it has, the most fun it is to play with.
look how nice this pussie was:
and into what it became slowly:
Good thing is, is that this pussie loves to eat meat.
And it would defiatly scare telcat's "stalker" away.
Well the pussy she already has is apparentally enough to keep the guys away, so I duobt she needs another one.
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
OMG seal, I am fond of your pussy, can I strike it? I will give your pussy all the pleasure it deserves ... I will be gentle, unless your pussy likes it rough. I sure know how to please pussies.
OMG seal, I am fond of your pussy, can I strike it? I will give your pussy all the pleasure it deserves ... I will be gentle, unless your pussy likes it rough. I sure know how to please pussies.
Not only is she an idiot.. she's a dyke too!
Sidenote: It's obvious that someone needs to inform you guys - the pussy thing wasn't even very funny to begin with, and you guys just threw away any potential it may have had. Congratulations, ruiners.
(and I know ruiners isn't a word, so don't try to get all smart with me, shitheads. Here's an anticipatory Fuck You!)
i think i can deside for myself what is funny or not volcs.
so in your own words, if you dont like it, have a nice fuck you yourself.
besides it was a joke 'only' telcat understands since she only knew that i owned a cheetah (but its sold again since every good pussie costs more money than you earn but enough about sharing my life to the tw community, ill leave that to telcat)
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