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funny, i was thinking the same of you
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Wow, that witty reply almost made me fall out of my chair.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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wait you actually owned that cheetah? thats fucking kickass if you didnt live near any little kids.5:gen> man
5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednadyComment
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Kthx> Does JB Inc pay his child support with pub bux?
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For some reason I first thought that was Illayz.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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it is.Kthx> Does JB Inc pay his child support with pub bux?
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we adopted it for about 1.5 years yeah, hence the joke 'want to borrow my pussie (cheetah, volcs) telcat?'Comment
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I got it, I just thought it was stupid.Kthx> Does JB Inc pay his child support with pub bux?
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I love that picture of IlyaZ.
It always makes me laugh, let me explain why.
You see IlyaZ' hand over his Crouch?
Before this picture was taken the monkey bit IlyaZ in it. But his parents were like, "come on, don't be childish, it didn't hurt, stop crying, be a man" and he had to sit again next to the penisbiting monkey...
I mean he looks scared so I am staying with my story.
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You are the funniest man alive.Originally posted by SEALOriginally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material GirlComment
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I demand quality control be taken into effect.sageComment
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hahaha he's like 4, and the parents say " it didn't hurt, stop crying, be a man "? Hahaha hardcore, Illayz, hardcore.Originally posted by PolluX_My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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NM, my parents have came over and are staying with me in my place for a few days, they are also getting the blinds for me, so problem solved.
BTW seal, how does your cat react when it sees your cheetah .. or do you keep them in separate places?☕ 🍔 🍅 🍊🍏Comment
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edit: I forgot you were an idiot, nevermind.Kthx> Does JB Inc pay his child support with pub bux?
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Volcs, you live a very sad life, don't you have anything better to do than stalking girls who frequent this forum? I am sorry to say this, but you worth nothing to me and so are your posts. I don't feel like to belittle you because you aren't worth my effort.
You are ignored, goodbye!☕ 🍔 🍅 🍊🍏Comment
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