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[Troll King]

Here's a question: do you prefer to have the toilet paper dispenser on your left or on your right? Or would you like it the way my bathroom is designed, and that's on the opposite wall ?

[Pandagirl!]

I'd have to say on the left because I'm left handed. Or on the opposite wall... but then the bathroom would be really small if you could reach the toilet paper hanging on the opposite wall. Tricky!

[ZeUs!!]

Our holder broke so we leave it on the top of the back of the toilet. We're poor students

[bloodzombie]

4 feet away so that you get to waddle over to it with your pants around your ankles.


Does anyone seriously even notice which way the paper hangs? It's never been an issue for anyone I've ever known or lived with.

[Noah]

TK just took the thread to a whole other level.. And since this has become a draw-down (pun of show-down)(KEKEKEKEKEKEKE), I will draw what I think.



That's how to have your bathroom/toilet rigged

[Fluffz]

since we are on the subject of toilet paper did you know brits form a ball out of it to clean their mess where common people use a whipe fold whipe tactic. this is the reason why toilet paper in england is thinner. i made an illustration for a better understanding

[Kim]

L O L, the lazy fatty way

[ZeUs!!]

since we are on the subject of toilet paper did you know brits form a ball out of it to clean their mess where common people use a whipe fold whipe tactic

What?

[Sleepy Weasel]

wow brits are crazy. But you don't whipe, fold, whipe. You fold, whipe. Get more, fold whipe. Repeat as necessary. Whipe fold whipe implies you are using it, then folding it and reusing it. No one does that do they? That sounds dangerous.

[ZeUs!!]

Can I just clear this one up; I have never heard of any instance, or seen the after effects in our loo or any public loos, or someone scrunching up their loo roll. Did you know Austrians clean themselves then rub it all over their face? Whats why their loo roll is softer to touch

[Fluffz]

lies zeus, lies. everyone knows brits sit on their money. thats why they dont waste it on trousers or underwear but wear kilts instead which dont require as much material. neither are they paying for 4 layer toilet paper. and our loo is soft because our asses are worth that luxus.

[Pandagirl!]

That's kind of gross. Like really gross.

[Denon]

Originally Posted by Fluffz
since we are on the subject of toilet paper did you know brits form a ball out of it to clean their mess where common people use a whipe fold whipe tactic. this is the reason why toilet paper in england is thinner. i made an illustration for a better understanding

I do not, have never & will never ever do that...


... ever.





PS. Ever.

[Rudy]

Which raises another topic; wipe from the front or back?

The norm is usually that you you wipe from the front, but in cases like mine, it goes against asshair grain and is quite painful unless done from back to front.

Does this vary depending on whether you are a scruncher or a folder?

[Troll King]

How hairy does your ass have to be for that to even be a factor?