Fun game - Devil's Dictionary

[Jerome Scuggs]

Today in class we read Ambrose Bierce's the Devil's Dictionary and were then assigned to make our own definitions. Here are some of the ones I turned in.

Liberal - A 300lb man campaigning against obesity. See MICHAEL MOORE.

Miss - a woman too ugly to be a Mrs.

Neighboor - The OTHER thing you hate that starts with an N and ends with an R. *

Morals - in mathematical terms, zero.

Dog - something big enough to eat yet small enough to punt over a fence.

Etc. Etc.

So anyways, I propose a game, because you all are sick, dirty bastards. It's simple - just think of a word and define it. Re-defines are ok as long as they're better.

We'll start this one with one from ol' Bitter Bierce himself. I would use his definition of Negro, but I think even saying 'Negro' would be considered offensive and omfg bannable.

IMMIGRANT, An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.

[DoTheFandango]

Christians - Crappy cult with no good food :down:

[PhaTz]

Jerome - person who should start wit' an N and end wit' an R

[PolluX_]

Car - Social and Moral approved weapon of mass destruction.

Cigarette - Japanese alternative invention for Kamikazi

this is hard tho

[PolluX_]

CAT, n.
A soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.
(from devil's dictionairy)

TELE
At a distance
(from a normal dictionairy)

Telcat....

o god, what an epiphany!

=p

[Torn Wing]

The Devil's Dictionary is awesome.

Trench Wars - A collection of mentally retarded crack addicts brought together by the simple instincts given to them at birth.

Wadi - (See GayWadi)

[za gophar]

conservative - someone who thinks nothing should be done for the first time

miss - one out of a million females who doesnt have a menacing urge to get hitched

neighbor - someone who provides you with a dog shit R Kelly baseline through the wall at 3 am every day.

morals - something you should make sure you have before you try to force them on other people

dog - yo momma

[Jerome Scuggs]

Internet - a form of steroids for the especially weak.

[Ewan]

Neighboor - The OTHER thing you hate that starts with an N and ends with an R.

Damn those Newcomers.

[PolluX_]

Internet - a form of steroids for the especially weak.

good one.






girlfriend - friend that a guy gets when he is getting too soft

[ShadowHand]

Conservative - Too stupid to make new decisions

[Send]

Christians - Crappy cult with no good food :down:

shut up, spare me another post about tearing away at christians

and food..don't try and be funny by taking your little problem with christains into a topic that doesn't relate, laughs can get people on your side, too bad you can't come close to doing that

does it make you all jiggly inside that you're harsh on the internet? stop trying to put on this tough persona, because you are a rebel without a clue. shut the fuck up and try to not be a sheep and follow what other people do..and if you seriously think flaming pandagirl is gonna increase your brownie points in the forums, you're wrong.

Now try and not turn this perfect thread into another religous bashing fair..if you want that go to the ugliest and dorkiest thread.

[Jerome Scuggs]

rap - music for people who hate themselves.

[DoTheFandango]

shut up, spare me another post about tearing away at christians

and food..don't try and be funny by taking your little problem with christains into a topic that doesn't relate, laughs can get people on your side, too bad you can't come close to doing that

does it make you all jiggly inside that you're harsh on the internet? stop trying to put on this tough persona, because you are a rebel without a clue. shut the fuck up and try to not be a sheep and follow what other people do..and if you seriously think flaming pandagirl is gonna increase your brownie points in the forums, you're wrong.

Now try and not turn this perfect thread into another religous bashing fair..if you want that go to the ugliest and dorkiest thread.

Name one good food that comes out of Christianity and I'll give you credit for trying to be cool.

[Send]

Name one good food that comes out of Christianity and I'll give you credit for trying to be cool.

trying to be cool? speak for yourself.

the foods don't matter pal, stop trying to get off topic and explain what kind of little problem you have with christianity..oh wait you don't have any. you're just a blind sheep following all the other people saying 'fuck you, theres no god, christianity sucks!' and trying to be one of those e-badasses. please just stop posting if you're gonna turn every thread into a religous bonfire. Thanks for nothing, idiot.