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Thanks for saving me the trouble, Jason. I didn't want to crush him by saying she'd have a hell of a lot easier time finding a sexual partner than he would.
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Originally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material Girl -
volcs, will you accept milo's knot?sageComment
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haha and get arrested for having sex with a child?Comment
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Originally posted by Volcs
The reason is hurts is because the way our internal organs and spines have developed. Before we walked upright you could just basically shit out a baby. THE PRICE YOU PAY FOR WALKING.The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard CreagerComment
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Unless she's horribly deformed or is a whiny little bitch, of course she's going to have an easier time. Hell, all girls have cock thrown at their faces from puberty.Originally posted by Pure Hatred
EDIT: I'm agreeing wit you, the way I typed it could have been taken as otherwise.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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It's true, any girl could get laid if she wanted to badly enough, but that doesn't mean all girls are going to sacrifice the standards that they think they can achieveOriginally posted by Liquid Blue
Kthx> Does JB Inc pay his child support with pub bux?
Undisputed Pre-Menstral Super-Bitch Internet Kickboxing Champion 2005Comment
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i changed my birthday to january 27th the night of january 26th when i was tanked so everyone would say "happy birthday" to me the next day
it's actually february 27th
yeah, i don't know why i did it eitherPLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?
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HAPPY REAL MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY! :cat: I have no idea why there is a cat emoticon here, but it's all yours.5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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It'd totaly rock if his real name was James PearlComment
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Nice, 2 birthdays in one year :PComment
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You only get one happy birthday from me, fuckass.Kthx> Does JB Inc pay his child support with pub bux?
Undisputed Pre-Menstral Super-Bitch Internet Kickboxing Champion 2005Comment
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yeah! happy birthday pearly!Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry
5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across itComment
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