How often do you JACK OFF

[Vaela]

Every other day, 'cept on weekends, if I can get some sex.

[Lucon]

moral/ethical epiphany.

Masturbating has very, very little to do with morality or ethics. In fact, if you truly had an epiphany, you would think that you should masturbate more OFTEN.

[Lucon]

I don't either cause my girlfriend told me not to.

I would've punched and raped her for saying that, in that order. And while you were raping her, say "Use logic" instead of "Unf"

[Bilbo]

Which begs the question: how does a retarded maniac do it?

You are avoiding the question in the topic, mr Troll King.

And for me: As often as I can, whenever I'm home alone and when they sleep.

[Bioture]

Masturbating has very, very little to do with morality or ethics. In fact, if you truly had an epiphany, you would think that you should masturbate more OFTEN.

no.

[Mulkero]

Why would a girlfriend tell the boy not to jack off?

Edit: Rephrase

[Pandagirl!]

Epiphany... hehe. In conformation once, we were learning about epiphany and what it meant. Our pastor told us that the word epiphany means revealing. So, after class, Tiffany walks over to me, and starts talking to me about this girl across the room. She talking about her wardrobe and everything, and then she goes "Oh my gosh, her shirt is so epiphany!"

I fell on the ground laughing. (She was saying it to be stupid on purpose FYI).

[Lucon]

no.

Seriously though, explain how masturbation has anything to do with morality or ethics. I'd love to hear.

[Ilya]

thats a personal question

[Nickname]

Depends on the day. I keep hearing this girlfriend clause bullshit, which i really think is bullshit. When i don't have a gf i tend to do it less, whereas when i do have a gf and we don't have sex, then it's sex for one baby.

Mostly though, I do it when i'm either tired or need to get some sleep, i'm lazy so it depends which is closer, porn or beer.

[Squeezer]

Epiphany... hehe. In conformation once, we were learning about epiphany and what it meant. Our pastor told us that the word epiphany means revealing. So, after class, Tiffany walks over to me, and starts talking to me about this girl across the room. She talking about her wardrobe and everything, and then she goes "Oh my gosh, her shirt is so epiphany!"

I fell on the ground laughing. (She was saying it to be stupid on purpose FYI).

THATS SO ZAAAAAAANY!

i still wub u, no matter what :wub:

[Suzie-Q.]

i impose no "girlfriend clause"


like wtf?

[Dameon Angell]

That's retarded to say that whacking off is immoral. I seriously don't get where it even came from, lol.

[PaulOakenfold]

YAH AND RELIGION IS RETARDED TOO, AND MORALS! WHERE DO PEOPLE COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?!

:/


Leave people alone you trolls.

[za gophar]

i dont see how it can be too bad if it doesnt harm anyone.. but maybe. i would just assume correct other vices of mine before masturbation.

and bio i dont think you will last. it is obviously all over your mind; you just made a thread about it. i went almost 100 days without it once so i would know. you are one sexually frustrated little toad, bio.. dont deny it. you never get used to it.

as for me, once every couple days on average. sometimes more sometimes less.