America this, america that- Fuck you, Germany!

[Liquid Blue]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...30/wgerm30.xml

'If you don't take a job as a prostitute, we can stop your benefits'

Under Germany's welfare reforms, any woman under 55 who has been out of work for more than a year can be forced to take an available job – including in the sex industry – or lose her unemployment benefit. Last month German unemployment rose for the 11th consecutive month to 4.5 million, taking the number out of work to its highest since reunification in 1990.

Prostitution was legalised in Germany in 2002 because the government believed that this would help to combat trafficking in women and cut links to organised crime.

All you "america = stupid fatburgers, my country rocks" can go suck a duck.

Fuck you, I like living here. Blow me.

[Galleleo]

You should go to germany, lots of women ready to blow you

[Liquid Blue]

With my luck it would be some 52 year old grandma who couldn't find a job :fear:

[ZeUs!!]

You should go to germany, lots of women ready to blow you

But they're all German

[Ewan]

With hairy armpits.

[Horny Elf]

id rather have an old german grandma with hairy armpits than a fat ignorant american cheeserburger-bitch

[kites]

id rather have an old german grandma with hairy armpits than a fat ignorant american cheeserburger-bitch

Same, even though the language sounds like your yelling at someone.

[Squeezer]

right, because america has no hot women to offer <_<

[ogron]

i was in germany last month and a guy i know drove me down a street about 500 meters long.

it was lined with small apartment's where the entire wall facing the street is glass and a prostitutes on stools looking out the window's in bra and panties await customers.

he stopped the car and said "let's walk down it!" i chickenshitted out, got back in the car and told him i wanted to end my break early and go back to work. i like porn/sex/chicks, but this was creepy - i couldnt handle them staring at me while walking by. that shit was fucking weird!

i saw a cop on a bicycle catch a guy in a foggy car fucking a prostitute from the street (which i think is illegal), thought it was pretty funny!

safe to say that my stance on prostitution is foggy to say the least (pun intended), i have no moral qualm with it, but its kinda gross and spreads diseases and i dunno...it's nasty..

[Sleepy Weasel]

Who wants to go to Germany with me over the summer? Could you write that street name down for me? Thanks buddy.

[Ewan]

My sister has some German friends.

One time they were blaming her for something (jokingly) saying she started it, and she said "No you started it, you invaded Poland!" (Fawlty Towers). She thought they'd laugh, but they were just silent. She wished a hole would open up and swallow her.

[Galleleo]

I swear, german can NOT sound romantic.

[Fit of Rage]

Perhaps because German is not a romance language?

[StarKitty]

My sister has some German friends.

One time they were blaming her for something (jokingly) saying she started it, and she said "No you started it, you invaded Poland!" (Fawlty Towers). She thought they'd laugh, but they were just silent. She wished a hole would open up and swallow her.

LMFAO...
John Cleese doing the goosestep ..classic episode.. lol -


Basil (after just making a string of insulting remarks to the German guests, including some Hitler jokes): Is something wrong?
German Guest: Will you please stop talking about the war?
Basil: Me? You started it!
German Guest: We did not start it.
Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland!
:wub:

[Fluffz]

Perhaps because German is not a romance language?

that comes from someone with 5 forms of time and 2,5 cases