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Originally posted by Squeezer
Quit bitching, fix yourself up and do something about the fact that women aren't attracted to you. The longer you gripe and moan about it the longer it's going to persist.
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Did you hear about Timmy? He moved down the street, not across the road.
Quit bitching, fix yourself up and do something about the fact that women aren't attracted to you. The longer you gripe and moan about it the longer it's going to persist.5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead -
fit of rage, will you go out with mecan we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violenceComment
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I agree with your point, but it was a bit harsh.Comment
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Originally posted by SEAL
You are right, I should settle for a frog. But I am neither as sexy or as noble as a princess, does that mean I have to settle for something less than a frog?
FISHES HERE I COME!!! :gap:☕ 🍔 🍅 🍊🍏Comment
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i never said they werent attracted to me.Originally posted by Fit of Rage
Its not them thats the problem.Originally posted by ToneComment
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Run fishies... run.Originally posted by T3l Ca7
Volcs, if you had to choose between eating a fish or letting it get molested by TelCat, what would you pick?
"There are those who said this day would never come. What have they to say now?"
.Halo.
Y'know... if you were any stupider, I swear death by laughter would be a real medical occurance.
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I'm not getting into this.. poor fish in either situation.Originally posted by SpiderMageKthx> Does JB Inc pay his child support with pub bux?
Undisputed Pre-Menstral Super-Bitch Internet Kickboxing Champion 2005Comment
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you have a zipper accident when you were younger too?Originally posted by Squeezerit makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never didComment
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JesusOriginally posted by JeromeOriginally posted by JeenyussComment
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u win.Originally posted by DoTheFandangoOriginally posted by ToneComment
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I'm going to do the same thing I do every year. I'm going to sit at home, in my bed, eating chocolate ice cream and crying.Comment
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spend money on useless gifts so i can listen to my g/f bitch about how i dont appreciate her n the things she does for me...
least thats what i did1:Nimrook> On a scale of 1 to 10.. how old do u think Michael Jackson's boyfriend is?
1:Jack Kiefer> 22
1:Jack Kiefer> he is innocent, i know from experience. All I did was sleep in his bed and he gives back scratches.Comment
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Originally posted by Squeezer
You're like 15, you aren't 45. Relax, you have plenty of time to fail with women.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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brilliance!Originally posted by IlyaZ
The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
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gah 17!Originally posted by Liquid BlueOriginally posted by ToneComment
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