First American to grasp concept of irony

[Reclusion]

It's about time us damned Americans start understanding literary devices. I knew it would happen eventually, but it was always just a matter of when.

[PaulOakenfold]

I couldn't help notice that on No boys allowed, you have 3 if not 4 boys (at least). Dameon Angell, Pure Hatred, Xz and Vermillion Flame.

Isn't it ironic? Dontcha think?

It's like 1 million spoons when all you need is a knife.

[Squeezer]

Jay Fullmer, 38, yesterday became the first American to get to grips with the concept of irony.

"It was weird" Fullmer said. "I was in London and like, talking to this guy and it was raining and he pulled a face and said, "Great weather eh?" and I thought - "Wait a minute, no way is it great weather".

Fullmer then realised that the other man's 'mistake' was in fact deliberate.

Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3, plans to use irony himself in future.

"I'm, like, using it all the time" he said. "Last weekend I was grilling steaks, and I burned them, and I said "Hey, great weather."

wait what?

edit: USA USA!

[SpiderMage]

Isn't it ironic? Dontcha think?

It's like 1 million spoons when all you need is a knife.

10,000, not 1 million.

It's like good advice... that you just didn't take....

[Kontrolz]

Zzz. Don't you think that stereotype has been played out? I give you credit for at least attempting to be funny, but that was way too long for it's little entertainment value. I say try your chances of getting a laugh with a different stereotype, this one's old. <_<

[ZeUs!!]

Perhaps the initial post is ironic? WHOA!

[ogron]

Horny Elf, reknowned anti-american subspace player, has recently come up with some very interesting statistical findings.

"It was weird" Horny Elf said. "I was making this thinly veiled attempt at luring in americans who play Continuum - formerly known as Subspace...it's basically, uh, a 2d spaceship game, but their are different zones, you see, and I play Trench War...this zone has forums, where you discuss things online, so ya, I was luring americans into a thread saying americans don't get irony, hoping they'd come in and flame me...flaming is like getting angry stuff online, u know, like implying they get irony, but by doing that they wouldn't get the irony of my original post thus proving my point LOLOLOLOL" he continued.

Horny Elf then realised that no one really gives a shit, and shot himself in the face.

yes

[Riesen]

thats a europe stereotype?

See: The Big Book of British Smiles.

[Verthanthi]

See: The Big Book of British Smiles.

There is a reason that's called the book of "British" smiles. That particular stereotype applies only to Britian, not the rest of Europe.

[Troll King]

And unless I'm missing something, what does having bad teeth have to do with bathing?

[Verthanthi]

My aunt used to towel dry her teeth individually after brushing.

[bloodzombie]

When you copy/paste a thread, you should cite your source.

EDIT: should be "credit", not "cite".

[Mr. Peanuts]

My teeth > All of your teeth. Guaranteed.

[Horny Elf]

When you copy/paste a thread, you should cite your source.

EDIT: should be "credit", not "cite".

copy/paste a thread?
this was a joke i got on my cellphone. Want me to credit the guy who sendt it to me ?

[genocidal]

Not even funny at all, I'm disappointed Elf. Or perhaps you were being ironic.