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  • I got assaulted. No, really.

    OK so it went like this. This guy started talking shit to me on Thursday in PE class. I talked shit back to him, and while in the locker room at the end of the period he tried to start something with me, but I left. End of period.

    Anyway. On Friday he started shit with me AGAIN while I was playing billiards (I dunno why the PE coach allows us to play pool either, but I don't ask) with some buddies, talking about how he would have kicked my ass and such. I told him that if he really wanted to do it, he would have already done it yesterday.

    Well, in the locker room after that he snuck up behind me and proceeded to beat the living shit out of me, just to save face I guess, because he's the kind of guy that's too stupid to argue, and any kind of verbal exchange ends up with him getting embarassed. Anyway, he punches me on the head 20 time AT LEAST, and at some point during that I hit my head on a fuse box. After he's done, I'm too tired to uncover my face with my arms and kick his ass, and I stagger out of the locker room. The coach sees me, says WHAT HAPPENED, and I told him that the guy in the red hat snuck up on me and jumped me. The coach calls the cops (we have police officers patrolling the school campus), and they're there in all of one minute. One officer asks me what happened, I told him, and then said I was going into the bathroom to get cleaned up. I knew I had blood on my face, but I thought it was only a little bit.

    Then I looked in the mirror. It was in my hair, it entirely covered my face from forehead to cheeks to chin, it was on my arms, and little droplets were on my shirt....imagine being in the rain, and that was what my clothes were like. Except with blood. I look up at my forehead and see a deep, deep, DEEP laceration extending from about a half-inch in front of my hairline upwards about another half inch. That was from the fuse box. Anyway, I wash my face and hold my jacket on the cut, which is still bleeding. When I leave, the police take me to the nurse's office where she cleans the cut up and puts a temporary patch over as much of it as she can, because like I said it was going some length into my hair. During the time in her office I discover about 4 lumps on my head.

    From there I go to the dean's office, give my account of what happened, then I leave school and go to a clinic where I have to get 6 stitches. The doctor also gives us some cream (I'm not sure what it does, but I have to put it on the cut) and a prescription for antibiotic pills. She also says use some Neosporin after I get the stitches taken out, which will be in about 5 days. As of right now I feel fine, except I can't lift or lower my eyebrows, open my jaw all the way, or even law down and go to sleep without feeling pain. I'm actually surprised that I never lost consciousness...being punched in the head in excess of 20 times and then losing maybe a cup (as in a measuring cup) of blood is no joke.

    Now I'm nervous about going back to school....the cops said they took him to get locked up, but I imagine this is one of those deals where he stays overnight or something then he's let go. And the dean of students doesn't like me so he might give the son of a bitch a 2-day suspension or something. I suggested taking another class, but she said that I don't wanna make it look like the guy ran me out.

    My grandma is thinking of pressing charges for the medical care and supplies she had to pay for, and the money she didn't make that day because she had to leave class to take me home.

    But my question is: What should I do?
    "I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake."

    -RIP Mitch Hedberg

  • #2
    sue the son of a bitch

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    • #3
      Stand you're ground. This does not mean challenging him to a fight or jumping him from behind like a coward (which he is btw)

      You stay in the class, you can't let him push you around. If he brings up about how he beat you up always call him a coward for attacking you from behind, and always be prepared for his peebrain to possibly attack you again. If you're ready and always have an eye on him, you're hate for him will make you win.

      EDIT: and he's not a minor correct? Press charges and sue for medical bills and loss of money fromt hat day. Throw in some mental anguish.
      The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

      Originally posted by Richard Creager
      All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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      • #4
        oh and this isn't exactly recycled humour ;/
        The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

        Originally posted by Richard Creager
        All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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        • #5
          do what your grandmama says

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          • #6
            First off, why is this in Recycled Humor? This isn't funny at all.

            Second, NN is a wise man. Learn from him.
            Originally posted by Tone
            It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
            Originally posted by the_paul
            Gargle battery acid fuckface
            Originally posted by Material Girl
            I tried downloading a soundcard

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            • #7
              SHIT I meant to post in Useless Crap.

              How'd I do that?

              Edit: No, the guy isn't a minor. I think. I'm 16, and I dunno how old he was.
              Last edited by SaucyKing; 02-20-2005, 02:23 AM.
              "I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake."

              -RIP Mitch Hedberg

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              • #8
                Some kid tried to beat me up a few years back at school, with one punch I opened up his face and put him on the ground. Kids like this only respond to one thing, pain and believe me, the school, Police or anyone else, they're going to do shit all about it. I'm not adivising you plan on attacking him but be ready if you do ever meet him again. Don't beat yourself up about it and find some means of reparation even if it is another confrontation.

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                • #9
                  One of my elders told me to let the other person throw the first lick so it looks like it's their fault. Good advice.

                  Well at least from that experience I know that I can take a blow to the head pretty well.
                  "I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake."

                  -RIP Mitch Hedberg

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                  • #10
                    It's too late to do anything harmful to him now and claim self defense. So I'd just make him pay. Money is always good. Plus, you can buy a knife, just in case it happens again, then it will be self defense!

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                    • #11
                      He's 16, a knife on school grounds will only get him suspended/expelled. Use your hands, and anything around you at the time if you end up fighting him again. I'm not saying that's your only option (I'd sue him for all his family is worth), but like others have said, be prepared if it has to come to that. He obviously didn't think he could beat you in a fair fight (which is why he came from behind) so if you stand your ground and not change anything in your schedule just because of him, he most likely won't try any other shit. He might not be able to go to jail but he damn well can pay for your hospital bills, especially if he admits that he did it. If you can't tear him apart physically, do it finacially (even if it's his paren't money).
                      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                      • #12
                        blast his head off

                        always seems to get problems away
                        7:RoDNeY> u dont know what afk means u think it means the arab way of saying KFC

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                        • #13
                          i agree with the guy above me...columbine his ass :fear:
                          "I'm a fucking walking paradox, no I'm not
                          Threesomes with a fucking triceratops, Reptar
                          " - Tyler the Creator
                          Yonkers video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSbZidsgMfw

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                          • #14
                            1. if you have a car and you can drive, go to step 2
                            2. if you have a gun go to step 3.
                            3. 1+2=drive-by shooting
                            -_-
                            I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...

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                            • #15
                              I'll lend a hand.

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