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  • Toilet Entertainement!

    Lololol, dude, this pwns!

    http://www.davesdaily.com/out.php?id...m_1292091.html

  • #2
    i watched a thing on tv where these ppl in japan riggd a pad into the back of a urinal with different touch spots and then a Monitor above the urinal, and u aim your piss in the toilet and u shoot the birds on the monitor
    Big Chill

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    • #3
      Its a load of bollocks. Bye.

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      • #4
        plasma screen (wide - hig definition)
        ps2/xbox/gc (preferably MAME'd up xbox)
        surround sound
        you sitting on the throne


        that's entertainment

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        • #5
          That's nerd entertainment Nockm -_-
          I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...

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          • #6
            What would non-nerd entertainment be? Porn is not allowed! I've entertained myself in various ways, guitar, books, gameboy, homework (not really entertainment) etc.

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            • #7
              Anagrams!

              e s x

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              • #8
                xse! ezzzzz

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                • #9
                  How would you be actually trying to sell those things?

                  "Well this is the shitter for you! It's got high powered jet sprays that wash your arsehole from several different angles, then it sprays perfume all over your arse to mask the smell you'll end up with walking around with a soaking arse. Of course while you have your arse parked on this shitter you can enjoy the latest cinematic experiences with your high definition plasma TV that unfolds from between your legs like a fucking transformer. It's coated in teflon so if you happen to be watching porn and you accidently jizz all over it, it slides straight off back into the bowl. It comes standard with a 22 inch subwoofer to deliver dynamic sound quality. Luckily we've insulated the ceramic to withstand it. And if you're a gamer, you can plug your Xbox or PS2 into it, access the internet via it's exclusive satellite connection and save yourself the embarrassment forever more of shitting your pants during a deathmatch. Cash or charge?"

                  edit: Insulated... smartass
                  Last edited by Rudy; 02-22-2005, 10:18 PM.

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                  • #10
                    Crazy Japs, thats as bad as the ass water cleaner.
                    Thrashing> "That'll be 25.99, thank you for buying, please come again"
                    Thrashing> "LET'S FUCK!"
                    Thrashing> Like that, Ott?
                    Catgirl> rofl
                    Missy> o.O im so leaving this chat

                    Kim> hal, say fit of rage sucks ballz
                    fit of r> here, i'll do it for you
                    fit of r> I SUCK BALLS
                    Kim> loool
                    fit of r> I LOVE BIG HAIRY MAN BALLS

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Rudy
                      How would you be actually trying to sell those things?

                      "Well this is the shitter for you! It's got high powered jet sprays that wash your arsehole from several different angles, then it sprays perfume all over your arse to mask the smell you'll end up with walking around with a soaking arse. Of course while you have your arse parked on this shitter you can enjoy the latest cinematic experiences with your high definition plasma TV that unfolds from between your legs like a fucking transformer. It's coated in teflon so if you happen to be watching porn and you accidently jizz all over it, it slides straight off back into the bowl. It comes standard with a 22 inch subwoofer to deliver dynamic sound quality. Luckily we've insulted the ceramic to withstand it. And if you're a gamer, you can plug your Xbox or PS2 into it, access the internet via it's exclusive satellite connection and save yourself the embarrassment forever more of shitting your pants during a deathmatch. Cash or charge?"
                      Stupid fucking ceramic, you're so ugly you didn't have to wear a costume when auditioning to Star Wars.
                      USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                      ---A few minutes later---
                      9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                      9:Kim> UM
                      9:Kim> i didn't
                      9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                      9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                      9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                      9:pascone> lol?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Nockm
                        (preferably MAME'd up xbox)
                        Just a quickie: What does this mean and how would I go about doing it; I get the feeling this is what me & my housemates want to do to my Xbox next year when we get our house.
                        USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                        ---A few minutes later---
                        9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                        9:Kim> UM
                        9:Kim> i didn't
                        9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                        9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                        9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                        9:pascone> lol?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Zabuza
                          LOLOLOL!!
                          A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving.

                          Cyrano de Bergerac

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                          • #14
                            and why doesnt it have the flat panel with the azn school girl porn

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Ewan
                              Just a quickie: What does this mean and how would I go about doing it; I get the feeling this is what me & my housemates want to do to my Xbox next year when we get our house.
                              Get a modded xbox. Get roms. Get emulators for xbox (MAME, snes, megadrive, etc). Store roms/emus in the xbox harddrive or boot from a DVD to play. http://www.xbox-scene.com/

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