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How would you be actually trying to sell those things?
"Well this is the shitter for you! It's got high powered jet sprays that wash your arsehole from several different angles, then it sprays perfume all over your arse to mask the smell you'll end up with walking around with a soaking arse. Of course while you have your arse parked on this shitter you can enjoy the latest cinematic experiences with your high definition plasma TV that unfolds from between your legs like a fucking transformer. It's coated in teflon so if you happen to be watching porn and you accidently jizz all over it, it slides straight off back into the bowl. It comes standard with a 22 inch subwoofer to deliver dynamic sound quality. Luckily we've insulated the ceramic to withstand it. And if you're a gamer, you can plug your Xbox or PS2 into it, access the internet via it's exclusive satellite connection and save yourself the embarrassment forever more of shitting your pants during a deathmatch. Cash or charge?"
edit: Insulated... smartassLast edited by Rudy; 02-22-2005, 10:18 PM.
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Crazy Japs, thats as bad as the ass water cleaner.Thrashing> "That'll be 25.99, thank you for buying, please come again"
Thrashing> "LET'S FUCK!"
Thrashing> Like that, Ott?
Catgirl> rofl
Missy> o.O im so leaving this chat
Kim> hal, say fit of rage sucks ballz
fit of r> here, i'll do it for you
fit of r> I SUCK BALLS
Kim> loool
fit of r> I LOVE BIG HAIRY MAN BALLS
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Originally posted by RudyHow would you be actually trying to sell those things?
"Well this is the shitter for you! It's got high powered jet sprays that wash your arsehole from several different angles, then it sprays perfume all over your arse to mask the smell you'll end up with walking around with a soaking arse. Of course while you have your arse parked on this shitter you can enjoy the latest cinematic experiences with your high definition plasma TV that unfolds from between your legs like a fucking transformer. It's coated in teflon so if you happen to be watching porn and you accidently jizz all over it, it slides straight off back into the bowl. It comes standard with a 22 inch subwoofer to deliver dynamic sound quality. Luckily we've insulted the ceramic to withstand it. And if you're a gamer, you can plug your Xbox or PS2 into it, access the internet via it's exclusive satellite connection and save yourself the embarrassment forever more of shitting your pants during a deathmatch. Cash or charge?"USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
---A few minutes later---
9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
9:pascone> lol?
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Originally posted by Nockm(preferably MAME'd up xbox)USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
---A few minutes later---
9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
9:pascone> lol?
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Originally posted by ZabuzaA kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving.
Cyrano de Bergerac
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Originally posted by EwanJust a quickie: What does this mean and how would I go about doing it; I get the feeling this is what me & my housemates want to do to my Xbox next year when we get our house.
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