Entertaining!

[RATTY...]

Or atleast for 5 mins. Its a random poem generator! You type in a line, and it do the rest. Pretty funny, and maybe useful too :P

I raped your mom -> My line

but I don know what to do with ya

But never forget your mom

(after all, how many dadas can there be in a da?)

Doesn't make must sense though, but funny

[RATTY...]

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Poem/poem.cgi

[Tibro]

this is some funny stuff..

i just got this line given to me 'Ay - but the tumor -- 'twasn't known!'

might have to use this for my band's lyrics in some songs

[Nockm]

damn those blue leviathans
Digit, digits, digital, digitalis,
by the powerful yet rich MEXIcans.
I bumped my nose 'gainst a big chrysalis.

[ZeUs!!]

I conducted an experiment to see if this was there the Mars Volta got their lyrics from:

The Mars Volta

boodly boodly boodly.....hey!

things are not always as they appear

You gosh darned twit, I think you're hey




The answer was overwhelmingly 'yes'

[Erm]

Mendel Quoth:

singing and shouting and dancing on tables

he was amazed at the length of her beautiful black hair

Is poetry quantifiable?

Michael Jordan still has no hair

wtf

[Erm]

Mendel Quoth:

I noticed the monkey may have the key

I fondled my hamster with glee

and horrid lacerations will follow my tail and my donkey

I'm so clapped up, I cannot pee

[Twerp]

Mendel's Serenade:

I want to be on staff

And I got a nice flew with yah!

I replied, "Yes,of course." as I stole his staff.

In the sky, youah flyah

:P

[Edify]

For this they called her "Yours or my place."

as they float through death with silent eyes

Alone in a secret place

Is it the breath of pollen that tears my eye?

[NaiLed]

"You make yourself stronger by drinking your piss"

a bird pooped on my head

"You make yourself stronger by drinking your piss"

Verses which do not teach men new and moving truths do not deserve to be read

[RATTY...]

Lol, funny poems!

[PaulOakenfold]

Zeus is a dashing mother fucker

and nothing is won.

But not as good as Mentos, the Freshmaker!

erasing traced shapes of the Son


I agree... that last line sounds like Mars Volta schlop (yah I said schlop Jerome... it's been the only way I've been able to fight the addiction since the last time I've heard em... try it).

[Mr. Peanuts]

That site gives inspiration to emo-kids everywhere.

[Squeezer]

Mars Volta sux. U hear that scuggs, they suck.

[Xog]

Or maybe a spoon? Or a pen? Or... Jack?!?

lest the readers go insane

even though the spam is filled with flack

That would be a cryin' shame.