rate TW staff

[Tobe]

Re: staff is stupid in general.

Originally posted by Bioture
W00t just got banned for doing nothing.

ban id #2664
username: lt. smash

person that banned me:

1ele> #2664 access:4 by glavitik 2002-10-22 18:27 days:7 Lt. Smash



glavitik wont answer.

staff is stupid
staff is stupid
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staff is stupid

Of course your story will be in defense of yourself, your not gonna say that u did something. Unless ur retarded or related to Sir Gaunt, then i could see urself admitting it.

[Annux]

STAFF IS SO GAY< OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG ILU

[Tobe]

WTF ANNUX, Y ARENT U SIR GAUNT ANYMORE? HES SO COOL, GTFO RUPERT

[GuruMeditation]

Tigerex owns because it's so easy to piss him off in chat

[TelC@t]

Originally posted by Andy Rooney



Heh, good advise these days is rare.....slut.

who r u?

[TelC@t]

Originally posted by Annux
You engineering majors know how to par-tay

Beer $$$
Unfortunately I am a wine person.
Theoretically you would think 8:1 guys 2 girls ratio would be good if you were an ugly ckick like me (see my avatar) in engineering, but the fact is that it becomes very uncomfortable to wear anything tight and revealing when you are the 1 out of 2 girls sitting amoungst 30 guys in some of you tutorials.
On the other hand for my business degree, I can pretty much get away with wearing anything - be it a tight top showing your cleavage or a short skirt that just long enough to cover your bottom, especially in marketing lectures ...

[Annux]

butter-face

[Pearl Jam]

If you're looking to score pretty girls, engineering/business classes is not to place to find them. In my years of business classes, I think I've encountered maybe 10 attractive women.

Pearl Jam's Quick and Easy Guide to Getting Laid In College

1. Drink 10 beers. Consecutively.
2. Catch a ride to a sorority party. Drink 4 more beers in the car.
3. Arrive at sorority house.
4. Puke in bushes (unless you're a fucking tank that can handle 14 beers like it aint no thang)
5. Once at the party, scope out the scene - look for one of the "lonely" ones...chances are it will be one of the girls that doesn't meet your standards.
6. USE A FAKE NAME! I prefer "Mike Oxlong". It works on several levels.
7. If liquor is available, take 2 shots.
8. Start hanging all over the lonely girl and paying her attention. Tell her you love sunsets and romantic music. Make sure she always has a beer in her hand.
9. If you really want to go for the gusto, wait till she's good and drunk, then motion to your crotch region and say "So, baby - these nuts aren't gonna suck themselves!" real smooth like. ONLY use this if she's really drunk and obviously ready to get down. IF you use this on a sober woman, you'll probably get stabbed.
10. If you're looking for the "pity fuck" tell them you have head cancer and you have 6 months to live. Be sure to tell them they can't catch the head cancer by having sex with you. I would suggest this one, since chances are you'll never see her again, and she won't mind because she'll have assumed that you died a horrible death.

Now go forth and start scoring those mildly attractive women!

[hogo]

next week ladies and gentlemen our good friend Pearl Jam talks about the proper ways to break with your girlfriend or boyfriend after they find out your banging their best friend!

[Dystrophy]

Dear Dr. Pearl Jam,

How do I bang my best friend's sister without him knowing?

Love,
Dys

[TelC@t]

Dear PJ, I have a better solution: why don't you go and do arts
girl: guy ratio is like 5:1 there, I am sure you have a pretty good chance, good luck!

[Nickname]

Roomate switch

[Eeks]

Originally posted by Pearl Jam
4. Puke in bushes (unless you're a fucking tank that can handle 14 beers like it aint no thang)

Pffffft 14 is ez if you get have practised weekly or daily.

[TelC@t]

Eeks: have you reached legal drinking age?

[Blast]

Originally posted by TelC@t
Eeks: have you reached legal drinking age?

What the hell does legal drinking age have to do with anything?