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  • #1

    Hi Koo

    I'm doing a retarded retard thing on Hakius and since I don't like any somebody throw me some they like (don't have to be traditional form)

    Also any you've made personally are fine, language is a non-issue.
    The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

    Originally posted by Richard Creager
    All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.
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  • #2
    Enough haikus to last you forever.
    this is a dated signature

    FREE GHB, PH
    (:3=

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    • #3
      Like the moon over
      The day, my genius and brawn
      Are lost on these fools
      Originally posted by Tone
      It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
      Originally posted by the_paul
      Gargle battery acid fuckface
      Originally posted by Material Girl
      I tried downloading a soundcard

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      • #4
        Bilbo and Zloy are haiku MASTERZ
        can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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        • #5
          The gentle sparrow
          Floating gracefully in air
          Still shits in the wind

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          • #6
            oh my god nickname
            stop asking us to help you
            and just write your own

            $$$
            PURE HATRED> i cannot dodge your bombs AND my teammates
            pv=nrt> YOU ARE MINE PRINCESS iNgeNfyRe
            hogo> iNgeNfyRe Just got HoE'D
            Dark Moogoo> psst, bring the cookies and cream

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            • #7
              What's with Nickname and starting a million threads?

              Just kidding, I love you.
              Originally posted by Vatican Assassin
              i just wish it was longer
              Originally posted by Cops
              it could have happened in the middle of a park at 2'oclock in the afternoon while your parents were at work and I followed you around all afternoon.

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              • #8
                yeah I noticed that recently too cylor.
                The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                Originally posted by Richard Creager
                All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Troll King
                  The gentle sparrow
                  Floating gracefully in air
                  Still shits in the wind

                  CLASSIC!
                  The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                  Originally posted by Richard Creager
                  All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                  • #10
                    Haiku of Tandem Skydiving

                    Falling very fast
                    Ummm, dude, who opens the chute?
                    Ow fuck! My nuts! Pain
                    ----------------------

                    Haiku of Tetris

                    Yes! Yes! Yes! Four rows!
                    Oh hell yeah! The square block rules!
                    Level sixteen? Sweet
                    --------------------

                    Haiku of the Company Picnic

                    Burnt burgers and rain
                    Goddammit, catch the softball!
                    Who brought deviled eggs?
                    --------------------------

                    Haiku of the Ten Year Class Reunion

                    Holy fuck! 'Zat you?
                    Damn! Did you see Jen's boob job?
                    A pay bar?! Fuck that
                    ---------------------

                    Haiku De Los Monkeys

                    I saw the monkeys
                    Throwing feces through the bars
                    Some hit my face hard
                    ----------------------

                    Haiku of the Asshole in the Movie Theater Who Won't Turn Off His Goddamn Phone!

                    Jeesus Christ what noise!
                    Halle Berry gets naked
                    But my heart's not there
                    Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                    apt>yes u can wtf
                    apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                    apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                    apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                    Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                    apt>na
                    apt>ill show you pictures
                    apt>next time I masturbate

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                    • #11
                      I remembered something about haikus on pallies forum, so I did a search, and found these.

                      i do not know why
                      but i really do not like this guy
                      that is what i think

                      Jard is a fucktard
                      He sucks some serious cock
                      My nipples are hard

                      The weather smiles
                      the sky is blue
                      my day would have been great
                      if i did not fall into that piece
                      of shit with my face forwards
                      (gencore doesn't understand haikus)

                      crap and britches dried
                      I think there might be blood crust
                      red along with brown

                      Fucked that virgin raw
                      Made her pussy bleed alot
                      Named her Bloodzombie

                      "I think that I'm sick,
                      Where might I find the bathroom?"
                      Beez loves my toilet

                      I kill bitches
                      might kill myself
                      never felt more alone, please help


                      Whiny little bitch
                      A dick about the match time
                      Mitch's team shall fall
                      (very old)


                      And then there were some references to Haiku De Tat

                      hope that helps somehow.
                      http://www.trenchwars.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15100 - Gallileo's racist thread

                      "Mustafa sounds like someone that likes to fly planes into buildings." -Galleleo

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