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i also get boners.. why did you guys take down my funnel cake recipe.. -_-Touch me, touch me now! -
They didn't, someone just moved it over to the TW recipe threadOriginally posted by all.your.base
http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...35054&post=2035: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shitComment
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Forgot to post the pic:
5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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what...the...fuck...Originally posted by Jeansi
i didn't know we had a thread like that!thread killer
Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the gameComment
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Don't know if I showed this one to you guys yet, but here it is again just in case I didn't. It's kind of old, maybe a month or two but here it is anyway-
And the color version:
I got the idea while listening to Daft Punks new Album, " Human After All". Specifically the song robot rock.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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Tibro, those photoshop things, just WOW. You are so talented. Very, very nice work.Originally posted by TibroComment
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Once again, My site, No Furries, No Fanart, and No Popularity contests:
http://tornwing.deviantart.com/Comment
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A Few Portraits of Her
She always wears her hair in a ponytail.
"I like it that way," she says.
"It makes me look younger."
I like it that way too,
Though it makes me feel older.
She wears a baseball cap low on her head,
Her eyes kept in perpetual shadow.
When she looks up at me,
And she must look up
For I stand a foot taller than her,
Only then does the shadow recede
And I see her clear brown eyes.
I like when she looks up at me.
She has a tiny mouth.
And large teeth.
She has a mole on her jaw just left of her chin.
She calls it a beauty mark.
I don't argue with her.
She smells of strawberries freshly picked,
Her skin feels smooth as cream pure as ivory,
Her hair looks like honey flowing smooth and thick and
Her voice sounds sweet as nectar.
How she tastes, however, is just between us.
She is quite small. Her head barely reaches my shoulder. Her wrist is
half the size of mine. Her hand is thin and delicate; mine is thick and
calloused. When we walk together, her head rests against my upper
arm, her forearm coils around mine, and my hand engulfs hers wholly.
She is quite small.
We like it that way.
She does have to walk a bit faster to keep up though.Last edited by Troll King; 05-04-2005, 01:26 PM.Comment
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Reminded me of some lyrics:
It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels
How does she get in and out of tubs
I hope she dont get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad
Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs.
No fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows,
No phalanges no knobby knees to knock
She don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands
She's always in the stands, she's nubs
She can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone
She's got no funny bone, she's nubs
No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs.
I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked Toronto,
I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no thanks, no and no
It was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeve
and told her I'd see her at the next club
she got into a pack, and some guy put her on his back
she said goodbye and kinda waved her stub
She's got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size,
but without calves and thighs, she's nubs
It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed,
when all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs
She's nubs, She's nubs, She's nubs...
Oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk
But boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs.Originally posted by FacetiousComment
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A snippet from the Disoblige forum
5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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A Poem for You
We have one place for serious art discussion on the ENTIRE forums, don't fuck around with it. Read the first post in a thread before you post. -wadiLast edited by wadi; 05-09-2005, 02:03 AM.Rot> where is the weirdest place you ever had sex?
Redland> um...i dont know. in the butt mabye.
Rot> well i guess you can never really understand someone until you've walked a mile in there shoes.
Locket> yea and after that, you got there shoes and your a mile away, so who cares?!Comment
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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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Very nice LB, but what's up with her fingers?
"There are those who said this day would never come. What have they to say now?"
.Halo.
Y'know... if you were any stupider, I swear death by laughter would be a real medical occurance.
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