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  • Michael Jackson found dead - body over 20 years of age!

    http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4111





    must be true ^-^
    Originally Posted by HeavenSent
    You won't have to wait another 4 years.
    There wont be another election for president.
    Obama is the Omega President.
    http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/

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    "Holbrooke said that, although the corpse was in an advanced stage of decomposition, when investigators compared the body to early-career publicity photos of Jackson, they saw a striking resemblance in bone structure and facial features."

    Funny as hell.
    "I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake."

    -RIP Mitch Hedberg

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    • #3
      wait.. so ...is that real..?
      >^________^<!

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      • #4
        Mmm, im puzzled , ima read after i take my shower


        Edit: Ok took shower, i hope it's real body...

        Michael jackson was awesome, before his surgery, but now he is a monster, i hope real michael jackson is dead, no because i dont like him, but so this monster is not real!
        Last edited by Zabuza; 03-22-2005, 11:08 PM.

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        • #5
          i wish.

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          • #6
            That'd explain something
            last.fm - Keeping it short

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            • #7
              Michael Jackson looks like something I made in my Ceramics class.
              "I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake."

              -RIP Mitch Hedberg

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              • #8
                It's kind of funny when the picture of Michael Jackson looks more fake than the picture of the body.
                Originally posted by Tone
                Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                • #9
                  heh so then its not real.. cuz i acctually tried to find other articles..
                  >^________^<!

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                  • #10
                    yeah the onion is a fake news website...and he's having trials right now so how could he have been dead for 20 years?

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                    • #11
                      If you read the article, it said that the person on trial now is an imposter.

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                      • #12
                        The funniest part is, except for the bit about walls creaking and dogs howling, the story is amazingly believable
                        I was a big fan of jackson in his "Thriller" era, and I, to this day, cannot see HOW IN THE HELL could he look and act the way he does right now
                        Currently listening to:
                        Valient Thorr - Immortalizer
                        Dead to Me - Little Brother
                        Tim Barry - Manchester
                        Lemuria - Get Better
                        Alkaline Trio - Agony and Irony

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                        • #13
                          hehehehe

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