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  • The Sniper shootings and an Avril Lavigne song.

    *made this up at the top of his head and decided to share it*


    He was a man
    his weapon a gun
    can i make it any more obvious?
    he was a freak
    who killed as he pleased
    what more can i say?
    he wanted death
    and he'd never tell
    but secretly he would kill as well
    but all of his friends
    stuck up thir nose
    they had a problem with his nazi woes

    [chorus 1]
    he was a loser guy
    7.63 shells he buy-ed
    but that wasnt good enough for him
    now hes a sniperman
    rampaging through the land
    killing every maaaaaaannnnn

    five years from now
    he sits at his home
    polishing rifles
    hes allll alone

    he gets LSD
    and guess what he sees
    sniper boy busting up Ol' D.C.

    he calls up this kid
    and he wants to go
    and he's got bullets to feed the show

    the kid tags along
    and stands in the hills
    looks at the man he didnt turn dooooowwn

    [chorus 2]
    he had a pretty base
    that the fuzz* could not trace
    and now theyre as stumped as us
    he is untraceable
    his ID un face-able
    he might even drive a buuuuuusss

    sorry boy but you missed twice
    well tough luck the fuzz was a bit to wise

    we are more than just scared kids
    but this is where the terror ends

    too bad that you couldnt see
    shooting peeps makes us pissy

    there is more than meets the eye
    and now you're gonna be killed, oh my

    you're just a guy
    and your partner a kid
    can i make it any more obvious?

    your gonna die
    havent you heard
    how prisons gonna 'shock' your world

    so the guy called 'the sniper guy' we said see ya later guy
    we be watching your last show
    i'll be watching at death row
    watching the show you wrote
    about a guy who's gonna get shmoe'd

    yeah. i have no life.

  • #2
    Thanks. Before this I had trouble with life, but it has put it into perspective
    The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

    Originally posted by Richard Creager
    All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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    • #3
      I thought it was good. Though it does have ethical implications which some fanatics may soon point out...
      The individual, a prisoner. Humanity holding the key to the opression. Everyone a prisoner, holding a portion of the whole truth. And so the enigma perpetuates. Insentient, lifeless. Grinning mockingly at its creators through its cold, inanimate lips.
      -Dys

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      • #4
        You... have to much time on your hands.
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        • #5
          Clever.

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          • #6
            And the name of this song would be..?
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            What is even the elblow?

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